Shia LaBeouf Aired Out His Massive Chest Tattoo While Exercising With His Ex Mia Goth
Shia LaBeouf has been the cause of much embarrassment over the years. Between his Vegas wedding with Mia Goth that was live streamed on TMZ, cringey performance art projects, drunken rants ending in his arrest, and me somehow still thinking I would, Shia has caused more embarrassment to himself and others, than an accidental wet fart in a crowded elevator. But at least his tattoos were unremarkable. Well, not anymore! According to Page Six, Shia is back together with his ex Mia, and recently, showed off his extensive chest tattoos while the two were out exercising (with smoke breaks for Shia) in Pasadena, CA. The good news is he hasn’t tattooed his face (yet). The bad news is that Shia might be a Juggalo now. Or maybe that’s the good news! I don’t know, nothing makes sense in this world anymore.
Page Six reports that Shia was spotted “exercising and cozying up to ex Mia Goth in Pasadena” and that “both of them are wearing what appear to be wedding rings.” Shia and Mia, who first got together in 2012, got “married” in Las Vegas in 2016. Las Vegas was never able to produce any records and when Shia and Mia announced their divorce in 2018, it was explicitly stated that “all details pertaining to the divorce proceedings will remain private,” so who even knows. Shia was with his Honey Boy co-star FKA Twigs for a minute but they broke up last summer. But Shia’s never going to be able to break up with the portrait of what appears to be his mother cradling a clown above the word “creeper” in large Big Top font. That’s forever. Which is fitting since he once called his mom “the sexiest woman” he knows and said he’d marry her if he could.
Shirtless Shia LaBeouf sports a wedding ring and cozies up to a mystery blonde https://t.co/qEP7vzrhEb pic.twitter.com/4ThzrDs7Z0
— Page Six (@PageSix) March 28, 2020
Is anyone else grappling with seeing shia labeouf’s torso tattoos for the first time https://t.co/g19PqF6E1A
— Hannah (@han_from_hell) March 29, 2020
Page Six has updated their story confirming that the “mystery blond” is indeed Mia. They also note that Shia was wearing a wedding ring at the Academy Awards back in February.
The actor, who was previously married to Goth, was in high spirits as he was filmed dancing near a parking lot, before the pair went on a bike ride together. The couple even cruised by a wedding dress store.
Along with his ring, LaBeouf was wearing a pair of Nike running tights and a Megadeth t-shirt, while Goth was sporting navy leggings and a plain white tank top with her giant diamond ring.
More photos and video show the couple taking a rest on a bench for a cigarette and a little PDA. In one image, Goth plants a kiss on his cheek as the actor smokes.
Is it just me or is Shia looking more and more like his spiritual doppelganger Sean Penn with each passing year?
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