Drake Got A Face Tattoo Tribute To His Mom
Earlier this week Drake took to Instagram to make fun of his dad, Dennis Graham, for getting a shitty arm tattoo of his face. Dennis got the tat five years ago, and its first iteration didn’t look anything like his son. But after rounds of touch-ups, it… well, it certainly improved. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “not embarrassing”, but you do you, Daddy Drake! Cut to this morning, when Page Six reported that 35-year-old Drake got a face tattoo as a tribute to his mother, Sandi Graham. Since Dennis’ ink was still fresh in my mind, I imagined Mommy Drake’s face permanently etched onto her son’s cheek or forehead, a la Aaron Carter’s bonkers Medusa-Rihanna tat. But Drake’s actual tattoo is just Sandi’s initials in lowercase under his eye. How tasteful!* *for a celebrity face tattoo
Michelle Branch Was Arrested For Domestic Assault After Accusing Her Husband Patrick Carney Of Cheating On Her
Michelle Branch hasn’t really been in the spotlight since the early aughts, when you couldn’t flip to any radio station without hearing her scream-singing her smash, Everywhere. These days, you might be lucky to hear one of her handful of moody singles in the grocery store while perusing for the perfect endive. She’s kept a relatively low profile since then, probably happy to count her money and go out in public without being recognized–that is, up until the last 24 hours. TMZ reports that Michelle believes that her husband of three years, Patrick Carney (who drums for The Black Keys), has been cheating on her with his manager, Haley McDonald. So, she put him on blast on Twitter and then gave a statement confirming their split. But it didn’t end there. Michelle was later arrested for allegedly slapping Patrick early yesterday morning.
Wanda Sykes Will Host An MGM Viral Video Show Featuring Ring Camera Footage
The Ring camera has become one of the most sought-after home security devices in years. So naturally, Amazon, which owns Ring and MGM, has enlisted the help of television executives to make even more money off of it while delivering a Black Mirror-type show. In the vein of the iconic series America’s Funniest Home Videos, there will be a brand new show coming soon titled Ring Nation, which will feature submitted Ring footage. And Wanda Sykes has signed on to host.
Ben Affleck Was Bothered By The Amount Of Paparazzi On His Paris Honeymoon With Jennifer Lopez
Ever since the “let’s get this done before he changes his mind” Vegas wedding of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez last month, pretty much every picture of Ben reinforced that he has a face that captures every negative emotion of these trying times. This was especially apparent on their Paris honeymoon, where he basically looked like his mom drug him to a birthday party for a classmate he doesn’t talk to “just to be polite.” Page Six reports that part of Ben’s issue was that he was disturbed by the paparazzi’s presence during their honeymoon trip (to one of the most overt cities in the world in which to be papped). But Ben better buckle up, because he has a days-long wedding obligation/”celebration” coming up now that the ink on the marriage certificate has dried, and J.Lo has surely already called in all of the paps in a 5-state radius.
Anne Heche Suffered A Severe Brain Injury And Is Not Expected To Survive (UPDATE)
UPDATE: Anne Heche’s rep tells TMZ that although life support machines are keeping her heart beating so that doctors can preserve her organs for donation, she is “brain dead” and that is considered death under California law.
Shortly after Anne Heche crashed her Mini Cooper Clubman into a parking garage before hitting a house in a fiery crash, her ex Thomas Jane and sources said that she would pull through but had a long road to recovery ahead of her. But then Anne’s rep gave a very bleak update by saying that she lost consciousness shortly after the double crash and was still in a coma. And last night, her rep delivered even more horrible news by saying that she suffered an anoxic brain injury and will mostly like not survive.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Trippin’ Bear!
Yesterday, a bear cub in Turkey probably thought she discovered sweet, sweet gold deliciousness when she came across a bunch of honey. The bear cub lapped up what she thought was just regular delicious honey but it turned out to be hallucinogenic honey that took her on a head trip she was not ready for. Case in point: Trippin’ Bear sitting in the back of a truck thinking to herself, “When is this scary ride going to end?!” Been there, Trippin’ Bear, been there.