“Funny Girl” Had Its Best Week Yet At The Box Office Thanks To Lea Michele
She did it. She showed them all! Lea Michele is, in fact and in deed, the greatest star. Deadline reports that since Lea took over the role of Fanny Brice in Broadway’s beleaguered revival of Funny Girl, ticket sales have skyrocketed netting the show $1.6 million for Lea’s first week of performances, up from just $659,874 the previous week. Ipso facto, since in America we equate profit with greatness, Lea is the undisputed greatest star (of the current cast of the Funny Girl revival on Broadway except on Thursdays when Julie Benko plays the role. On those days Julie is the greatest star and Lea reverts to the greatest star who can’t read).
A Nursing Home In Taiwan Has Apologized For Hiring A Stripper To Perform For Its Elderly Residents
The New York Post reports that a nursing home in Taiwan had some ‘splaining to do after booking some unconventional entertainment for their Mid-Autumn Festival party. The Mid-Autumn Festival, aka the Moon Festival or Mooncake Festival, is an important Chinese holiday that celebrates the season’s rice and wheat harvests. Sadly, the last two Mid-Autumn Festival parties at the Taoyuan Veterans Home have been cancelled due to COVID. This year, staff wanted to make it up to their residents by doing something extra special. So they hired a stripper! That’ll lift their spirits (and more, if they timed their Viagra right)!
Open Post: Hosted By Whoopi Goldberg Addressing Her Lack Of Eyebrows On “The View”
Whoopi Goldberg has been serving questionable takes on The View since 2007, and some of the shit that comes out of her talk-hole when it comes to topics like skeezy dudes or the Holocaust must be so distracting that a large sector of the population never realized that she’s rocking zero eyebrows. People says that on Monday’s episode, Whoopi introduced a segment about the recent celebrity “no-brow” trend, which was an appropriate segue for her to explain why she’s been without them for most of her life.
King Charles III Faced A Leaky Pen As His Staff Are Facing Layoffs
THE QUEEN hasn’t even been laid to rest yet, but despite only having been king for less than a week, the Monarch Formerly Known as Prince Charles has already heralded in The British Royal Family’s flop age. Today, as THE QUEEN’s THE COFFIN made its procession through the streets of London to Westminster Hall followed by her children King Charles III, Prince Andrew, Princess Anne and Prince Edward, and her grandsons Prince William and Prince Harry, who managed to walk side-by-side without throwing elbows, The Guardian reports that “up to 100 employees at the King’s former official residence” were given “notice of their redundancy,” as King Chuckie Trips and Queen Consort Camila will be moving to Buckingham Palace. Which could prove disastrous from an optics standpoint given that Charles continues to have problems with unfamiliar office supplies and was nearly done in by a fancy fountain pen for a second time in this, the first week of the Carolean Age.
Leonardo DiCaprio And Gigi Hadid Were Photographed Together At A Party And Sources Say They’re Taking Things To The Next Level
Up until today, I thought those rumors about Leonardo DiCaprio and 27-year-old mom Gigi Hadid maybe dating were total bullshit. Classic celebrity “look at me!” stuntery, concocted by Yolanda Hadid or Leo’s PR team, in an effort to prove that he’s comfortable dating older women. But now The Daily Mail has pics of LeoGi/Geo/Giginardo “getting cozy” at a party. And sources tell Page Six that they’ve been taking their so-called relationship to the next level. So is this actually for real? If it is, Gigi has proven that her picker is irretrievably broken. First Zayn Malik, now the 47-year-old Grand Poon-Pounder of the Pussy Posse? Get thee to a therapist, stat! Continue reading
Nicki Minaj And Cardi B React Differently To The Death Of Rapper PnB Rock
The world lost a vibrant voice in Hip Hop a few days ago when Philadelphia-born rapper PnB Rock was gunned down in Los Angeles. His death sent waves of condolences throughout the industry, but it hasn’t been without its fair share of controversy. Because, as you already know, most people these days are mean idiots with too many opinions and not enough common sense. Enter aging middle school bully Nicki Minaj and her cranky arch-nemesis Cardi B. Instead of simply typing “RIP PnB Rock” and keeping it moving they both have decided to make his death about themselves with their opinions about who’s to blame for this tragedy.