Lea Michele finally has a new person in her life she can boss around and they won’t be able to complain about it or run their mouth off on Twitter for at least another couple of years. According to People, Lea is no longer HEAVILY PREGNANT and can no longer use that as an excuse for dodging confrontation. She and her husband Zandy Reich welcomed a baby boy on August 20th. Lea’s birthday is August 29, making her a Virgo, which makes so much sense when you think about it. The baby just missed the cut off and is a Leo, a fact that he will never forget because Lea and Zandy saddled the child with the name Ever Leo. They better hope those muckety mucks at NASA don’t go tweaking the Zodiac dates again like they did a while ago, otherwise, this poor kid’s name is going to sound pretty stupid.
Yesterday, Ventura County Sheriff Bill Ayub confirmed the awful, heartbreaking news that the body that was recovered in Lake Piru after a 5-day search was that of 33-year-old Naya Rivera. Naya’s biggest on-screen credit was arguably the role of Santana in Glee. Much like Mercedes, Santana could have easily carried 100% of her songs without the help of any New Directions backup, but Glee was an ensemble show, which is why everyone usually came together to belt out their emotions through song. Many of Naya’s former cast members have channeled that same ensemble energy, by spilling their feelings online together about Naya’s passing. Yes, even Glee’s most hated former cast member, Lea Michele.
E! News says a TikTok user by the name of Kelly Sipos found something disturbing as she watched Glee–and I mean something even more disturbing than the usual content of a standard episode of Glee. It seems that Ryan Murphy didn’t want to extend his budget and hire a full-group of extras, or maybe they couldn’t find extras who wanted to work with Lea Michele, because at least one scene in Glee was filled with dummy extras who probably still found a way to cringe at some of those performances.
I’m sure Lea Michele really wishes the fact that she’s HEAVILY PREGNANT (Rebekah Vardy stays a messy legend) will encourage all the people who have accused her of treating them like dirt (or in some instances, like cockroaches) to cut her some slack during this difficult time of self-reflection and personal growth. But alas, the hits just keep coming. Former Glee cast member Samantha Ware recently spoke to Variety about being the catalyst for the Great Lea Michele Reckoning we didn’t know we needed, and explained why she decided now was the time to tell the world that Lea once threatened to shit in her wig. She also expanded on her interactions with Lea on the set of Glee. Sorry little fetus, you better cover your ears.
Thanks to the collective outrage at the Game of Thrones series finale, we’ve all but forgotten the collective outrage that was expressed at the ambiguous series finale of The Sopranos, which, at that time, made us all but forget the collective outrage at the Seinfeld series finale. Well, we finally have an answer to the question that was on everybody’s lips in the summer of 2007 which was “$600 for a telephone?!?!?!” But sadly, the cost of the iPhone has never been sufficiently explained. However, we do know the answer to the question “Did Tony Soprano live or what?” According to The New York Post, Sopranos creator David Chase accidentally revealed Tony’s fate during a roundtable discussion with Alan Sepinwall, the co-author of his book about the show called The Soprano Sessions.
*Warning: 13-year-old retroactive spoilers ahead*
Can you believe it’s only been nine days since Lea Michele’s big secret (she’s an asshole!) was exposed? More and more stories of her ugly behavior keep coming out, which will happen when that “ugly behavior” is actually just your “personality”. Any day now Lea’s kindergarten classmates will go public with their own horror stories: “Lea Showgirls-ed me during recess so SHE could play the princess!”
Since releasing that non-apology after HelloFresh dropped her, 33-year-old pregnant Lea’s been doing damage control, forcing an “insider” to tell Us Weekly that she’s working on herself (she threatened to shit in this close source’s wig, which has been her go-to move for a while now).