Blake Lively is currently pregnant with her fourth child with Ryan Reynolds. Before making their latest kid, they may have Googled, “fuck positions that will help you conceive a boy” because they have three girls (7-year-old James, 5-year-old Inez, and 2-year-old Betty). This is great news for those who just can’t get enough of Ryan’s Mint Mobile commercials since he’ll have to do more of them now that he’s got another mouth to feed! And he may or may not be contractually obligated to name his next born Minty (he is, probably) – Just Jared

Michael Pitt is in a bad way and was carted off into an ambulance after cops got a call that he was throwing shit at people from the top of a building in Brooklyn – Pajiba

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Internet sensation/walking meme Trisha Paytas has given birth to her and her husband Moses Hacmon’s first baby. It’s a girl! And they named their daughter… wait for it… Malibu Barbie. Yep, 34-year-old Trisha named her daughter after a Barbie doll from the ’70s. Hey, on the plus side, none of little Malibu’s classmates will get the reference, so the bullying could be minimal (but probably not).

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For years it has been rumored there would be a feature film depicting Whitney Houston‘s life because people took one look at that Lifetime mess of a movie and knew she deserved much better. So now with a budget that includes proper lighting and somewhat better wigs the trailer for The Whitney Estate-approved biopic I Wanna Dance With Somebody, starring Naomi Ackie, has arrived and it’s giving glamour, despair, and VOCALS! However, since Naomi is lip-syncing throughout the film, somewhere up in heaven Whitney is probably looking down with her trademarked side eye singing “Shut up, just shut up..SHUT UP!”

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After Wendy Williams was thrown out of the producer/host seat for her long-running messy talk show The Wendy Williams Show she has worried many with her questionable behavior, including showcasing her cloven hoof to the world and announcing she was married to a New York City police officer (which wasn’t true). In the past, Wendy has been vocal about her substance abuse issues but it appears all of the turmoil in her personal and professional life is really taking a toll on her. Wendy has now decided it’s time to finally get the help she needs by checking into a “wellness facility“, which we all know is rich people speak for “rehab“.

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The chess world has been rocked by its biggest scandal in years: one of the players lost their virginity! JK, chess players probably have groupies in every chess city in the world. No, this scandal concerns 19-year-old chess grandmaster, Hans Niemann. The Evening Standard reports that, after winning a game against the world’s #1 grandmaster, Magnus Carlsen, Hans was hit with social media accusations that he cheated using vibrating anal beads that provided him with perfect A.I. moves. Hmmm, maybe refs should have known something was up when Hans crossed his eyes, drooled, and made Professor Frink noises right before moving his bishop to A5.

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Nick Cannon’s closest friends and family are probably turning their resignation letters into their employers today, because how can they hold down a full-time job when they constantly have to buy baby gifts and control their eyeballs during his many baby showers? That’s a full-time job in itself.

A few months ago, Nick Cannon threatened the world with more babies and said that his crotch weapon of mass creation was going to bust out more baby-making nuts. Nick kept his promise and his ninth child has entered the world, as his other children sigh to themselves since now they’ll have to split his All That residuals more ways. And soon, they’ll have to split that shit even more ways since two more Cannon babies are on their way.

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