When Julia Fox isn’t playing Captain Save-A-Ho to Kim Kardashian by accepting hotel rooms full of designer clothes from Kanye West or being gifted Chanel bags on a private jet by Drake, she’s just a humble New Yorker fighting against overindulgence by keeping it real! Julia took to TikTok yesterday to give a tour of the seemingly normal apartment she shares with her toddler son and “one” mouse (girl, there’s never just one).
Whoopi Goldberg has been serving questionable takes on The View since 2007, and some of the shit that comes out of her talk-hole when it comes to topics like skeezy dudes or the Holocaust must be so distracting that a large sector of the population never realized that she’s rocking zero eyebrows. People says that on Monday’s episode, Whoopi introduced a segment about the recent celebrity “no-brow” trend, which was an appropriate segue for her to explain why she’s been without them for most of her life.
Yesterday Doja Cat hopped on Instagram Live and debuted her newly shaved head. Lest you think Doja’s recent feud with the Stranger Things kid triggered a full Britney-in-2007-bald-headed meltdown, think again. The 26-year-old told her Instagram followers that she’s “obsessed” with her new hairdo, she never actually liked having hair, and she hated when her wigs would slide and peel off her head when she worked out. Soon, a fan in the comments asked about Doja’s eyebrows. Doja’s wheels started turning, and she asked viewers if she should shave her eyebrows off right then and there, joking, “Should I do it for clout?” Fans in the comments were divided, but Doja said, “Fuck it, I’m doing it.” And then she did. A woman of her word! Continue reading
Update on Chrissy Teigen Eyebrow Situation 2021! To recap: Chrissy, a victim of the ’90s overpluck, got an eyebrow transplant last month. It’s actual hair transplant surgery; doctors took hairs from the back of her head and used them to create new brows. Chrissy posted the immediate results to her Instagram Stories, and that shit was a little Groucho. But five weeks into the healing process her original transplanted brow hairs have fallen out and new ones have grown in (that’s what’s supposed to happen). And since the Earth is round, water is wet, and the sky is blue, Chrissy posted an update on Instagram.
Chrissy Teigen once said, “Everything about me is fake except my cheeks.” Then she got the fat sucked outta her cheeks, so now they’re kinda fake too. As of this weekend, we can officially add “eyebrows” to the list of phony features, cuz Chrissy took to Instagram to reveal that she got an eyebrow transplant. Nope, not microblading; it’s an actual hair transplant for your brows. Apparently, Chrissy’s beloved plastic surgeon, Dr. Jason Diamond, took hairs from the back of her head and used them to create new eyebrows. I would have harvested the hair from her pubes, but, hey, I’m no Dr. Jason B. Diamond, M.D., F.A.C.S.
While Everybody’s Hair Is Looking A Mess, Birthday Boy Prince Louis’ Hair Game Is Still A+++, ThankYouVeryMuch
Prince Louis turns two years old today, and since one of Prince William and Duchess Kate’s actual job requirements is to be those parents who constantly post pictures of their kid on Facebook so that people can be like, “Oh my god, my eyes have been blessed by the cutest child in the world,” they completed their job requirement by posting new pictures of Louis for his second born day. And the pictures were taken by the family’s regular photographer: Duchess Kate.
My hair is looking so raggedy that if a rat strolled up to my head with its real estate agent, it would say, “Why the hell did you bring me to this lurid digs ass nest? Did I say I wanted a teardown?!” But here’s Prince Louis serving up some side-swept 90s Linda Evangelista perfection. We’re already going through enough and now we have to deal with being shown up by a kid!