Sarah Ferguson Thinks THE QUEEN’S GHOST Is Haunting Her Corgis
Original Fergie, aka Sarah Ferguson, aka Prince Andrew’s live-in ex-wife, has a historical fiction book to sell. So she’s “opening up about her beloved former mother-in-law”, THE QUEEN, and the two royal corgis, Sandy and Muick, in an interview with People. When THE QUEEN died back in September, the dogs were put in the care of Andrew and Fergz. After they said their official goodbyes at their dearly departed mum’s funeral procession, their furry little tushies were scooped up and taken to live at the Royal Lodge in Windsor. There they shall remain until they join THE QUEEN in the afterlife or until Andrew has to give up the house cuz he can’t afford it. My money’s on the second one. But don’t worry about the little poochies. Where corgis go, so goes their guardian angel: THE QUEEN’S ghost!
Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Pooped On The Court During A Halftime Performance At A College Basketball Game
A dog tasked with show-ponying at the Virginia Tech-Louisville game earlier this week went viral for leaving it all on the court! The unidentified dog–who is apparently a very good frisbee girl or boy–stopped during its big halftime performance without even spinning around aimlessly 19 times to find the perfect spot first, and got right to work chopping a log while probably maintaining intensely guilty eye contact with its handler. Elton, the diva dog, would never participate in such filthy behavior!
Here’s The Trailer For The Fourth And Final Season Of HBO’s “Succession”
Finally! The answer to the question we’ve all been asking Jeremy Strong for the past five years is upon us. Jeremy’s answer to “Why so serious?” has been revealed in the trailer for the upcoming 4th and final season of HBO’s Succession. About halfway through the trailer, Brian Cox, in character as Logan Roy, tells Jeremy, in mind, soul and body as Kendall Roy, that he and his siblings are “not serious people.” To which Jeremy, as Kendall both on and off screen, must surely have replied: “wanna bet?”
Chris Rock Will Finally Talk About Will Smith And The Oscars Slap In His New Netflix Special
After laying down numerous jokes about Will Smith’s glorified roommate Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Rock got slapped by Will so hard it took him a whole year to retaliate. The New York Post says that now Chris is back and ready to live out his Carrie revenge fantasy with his new live and unedited Netflix special called Selective Outrage, which comes out this weekend. After all the countless commentaries, apologies, memes, and Red Table Talks, Chris is ready to use the slap for jokes for his Netflix special. Well, he did tell us that he wouldn’t talk about the slap unless he got paid.
Larsa Pippen Says Michael Jordan Approves Of Her Dating His Son
Larsa Pippen is the textbook definition of discount Reality TV MESS. Because outside of getting the Kim Kardashian plastic surgery special, she must have taken Kim’s Master Class in Attention Whoring 101 since she also knows how to keep all eyes on her with insane antics. For instance, take Larsa’s new IG-official romance with Michael Jordan‘s 32-year-old son Marcus. You will recall Larsa was married to Michael’s teammate/nemesis Scottie Pippen for twenty years before she began her new career as the crème de la crème of Cougars. But according to 48-year-old Larsa, everyone is on board with her and Marcus’ love affair and it may be leading to a trip down the altar in the near future.
Drake Regrets Calling Out Some Of His Ex-Girlfriends By Name In His Music
With each passing day Drake inches closer to the inevitable conclusion of God’s Plan — Death. As do we all. However, God apparently has a thing for corny Canadian rappers who’ve somehow managed to overcome the odds and learned to walk again, so he rewarded Drake with endless wealth and, in his golden years, the gift of self-reflection. And so, in accordance with God’s Plan, at 36, Drake tells Lil Yachty for FUTUREMOOD’s A Moody Conversation series that he’s “kind of introducing the concept in my mind of a graceful exit.” From music, from music! And looking back on his storied career (in music, in music!) from the vantage of maturity and growth, he expressed some regret about the blatant misogyny evident in much of his work. Well, OK, not exactly. But he did say, “maybe I coulda done without, like, shitting on people for age or disrupting somebody’s life” by name-dropping his exes on wax.