44-year-old Kim Zolciak-Biermann needs to chill out on the lip fillers and find herself a financial planner because the former Real Housewives of Atlanta-slash-Don’t Be Tardy star’s Georgia mansion is being foreclosed on. Someone was tardy on those mortgage payments!

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Pink has a new album and an upcoming tour to promote, so it’s time for her to do that thing where she talks some shit to assert her hard-ass persona. This time though, it was a little more thinly veiled than “Fuck Rolling Stone,” but still not a great mystery to be solved. Pink took our drama-loving all the way back to 2001 the other day when she said Lady Marmalade was her least favorite video to make due to “fuss” and “some personalities.”  And as we know from tales of long ago, Pink and Christina Aguilera butted Fraggle-wigged faux high-class whore heads back in the day. Pink may or may not have heckled Christina on the Lady Marmalade set, and Christina may or may not have swung at Pink at a club. So, everyone assumed Christina was the “personality” from Pink’s recent comments. But, Pink responded to that (very logical) assumption by denying she was shading Christina. 

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From the man that brought us “I only wash my pits and crotch after the gym” and “I poop with the door open” comes a new deranged take! As part of the press tour for his rom-less com Your Place or Mine, Ashton Kutcher appeared on The Kelly Clarkson Show to tell us that instead of milk or flavored creamer, he likes pouring orange juice into his coffee in the morning. Note to Ashton, telling the audience about your nauseating consumption habits is NOT how the sexy lead of a rom-com is meant to promote a film!

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Richard Belzer, stand-up comedian who played legendary detective John Munch on several cop shows, died today. The sad news was first delivered by Richard’s friend Laraine Newman on Twitter:

I'm so sad to hear of Richard Belzer's passing. I loved this guy so much. He was one of my first friends when I got to New York to do SNL. We used to go out to dinner every week at Sheepshead Bay for lobster. One of the funniest people ever. A master at crowd work. RIP dearest. pic.twitter.com/u23co0JPA2

— Laraine Newman (@larainenewman) February 19, 2023

After Laraine’s tweet made the rounds, some claimed that the news of Richard Belzer’s death was a hoax since there was no confirmation by his reps or family. But sadly, it’s not a hoax and is true. Although, Richard was a noted conspiracy theorist so he’d probably love that his death became a conspiracy theory for a minute. Richard was 78.

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Stans of the Megan Fox-Machine Gun Kelly relationship may still have some hope for the nation’s ~eDGiEst~ relationship. Megan and MGK have seemingly been on the outs after Megan did the unthinkable and deleted all the pics of her (maybe ex) fiancé then nuked her Instagram account. While there does indeed appear to be trouble in emo paradise, the couple is reportedly seeking help to save their relationship. If these two crazy kids can’t make it work, what chance do the rest of us have?!

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