Category: Corgis
Sarah Ferguson Thinks THE QUEEN’S GHOST Is Haunting Her Corgis
Original Fergie, aka Sarah Ferguson, aka Prince Andrew’s live-in ex-wife, has a historical fiction book to sell. So she’s “opening up about her beloved former mother-in-law”, THE QUEEN, and the two royal corgis, Sandy and Muick, in an interview with People. When THE QUEEN died back in September, the dogs were put in the care of Andrew and Fergz. After they said their official goodbyes at their dearly departed mum’s funeral procession, their furry little tushies were scooped up and taken to live at the Royal Lodge in Windsor. There they shall remain until they join THE QUEEN in the afterlife or until Andrew has to give up the house cuz he can’t afford it. My money’s on the second one. But don’t worry about the little poochies. Where corgis go, so goes their guardian angel: THE QUEEN’S ghost!
THE QUEEN’S Corgis, Sandy And Muick, Were Brought Out To Watch Her Funeral Procession Arrive At Windsor Castle
Now that THE QUEEN’S farewell tour is over, body language experts and lip readers are probably soaking their overworked eyeballs in a Calgon bath right now after over a week of analyzing every teeny tiny move made by the Royal Family for any sign of drama. But before THE QUEEN arrived at her final resting place, King George VI memorial chapel, several of her beloved pets, including her last corgis, were brought out to say goodbye to her for one final time. And I don’t need to be a corgi body language expert to tell you that THE QUEEN’s last corgis, Sandy and Muick, were watching their human’s funeral procession while hoping that she’d jump out of her coffin, say, “PYSCH, I just wanted to fuck with Chuck,” before scooping them up and taking them far, far away from you know who.