THE QUEEN’S Corgis Are Expected To Live With Prince Andrew And The Original Fergie

September 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Yikes all the way to Hell and back, baby. After THE QUEEN’s death last week, there was talk that a few of her beloved pet dogs–two corgis named Sandy and Muick, a dorgi named Candy, and a Cocker Spaniel named Lissy–would possibly go to accused sexual abuser Prince Andrew. And now sources claim that he and his ex-wife, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, will get two of the dogs. RING ALL THE ALARMS!

Operation Unicorn is in full effect and there are ceremonies all week, including THE QUEEN’s final vigil.  Us Weekly says that Andrew is allowed to wear his military uniform to his mother’s final vigil even though he was removed from Royal duties and stripped of his titles over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein and his sexual assault lawsuit from Virginia Giuffre, which was settled earlier this year. Meanwhile, Prince Harry–who has never been accused of abusing a minor but stepped down as a working royal–will reportedly not be allowed to wear his military uniform despite serving for 10 years. I wonder if the dogs will be allowed military uniforms.

Over her life, THE QUEEN owned more than 30 corgis and dorgis and also bred them herself. In fact, a lot of them descended from Susan, who was the dog she received for her 18th birthday from her father, George VI, in 1944. That’s right–these dogs’ bloodline went back to 1944, sweetie. So post death of their Matriarch, they need to be dealt with. And while Twitter was making some Old Yeller-style jokes about how they’d get buried along with her, their fate may be worse. BBC reports that the pooches will be split up, with the corgis Muick and Sandy going to Prince Andrew and OG Fergie. Just give them to her and leave him out of it. Apparently, Andrew and his daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, gave THE QUEEN Muick and another dog, Fergus, last year to lift her spirits during COVID and her husband, Prince Philip, dying. You may be asking: “Where’s Fergus?” He died last year. A source told the BBC:

“The corgis will return to live at Royal Lodge with the duke and duchess. It was the duchess who found the puppies which were gifted to Her Majesty by the duke.”

“The duchess bonded with Her Majesty over dog walking and riding horses, and even after her divorce, she would continue her great friendship with Her Majesty, by walking the dogs in Frogmore and chatting.”

No word on where the rest of THE QUEEN’s dogs are going, and Newsweek says she may have even had a fifth dog. Now that we know that Andrew is getting the corgis at least his hecklers can add a new angle to their vitriol before the UK police arrest them. During the procession of THE QUEEN’s coffin today, Andrew was walking along with his siblings when a heckler called him “a sick old man” and was arrested. Um, where is the lie?!

Prince Andrew is the one who should’ve been put in handcuffs! But maybe the corgis are going “undercover” at Prince Andrew’s house and will dig up some shit to really take him down. That will be the only silver lining….

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