Larsa Pippen is the textbook definition of discount Reality TV MESS. Because outside of getting the Kim Kardashian plastic surgery special, she must have taken Kim’s Master Class in Attention Whoring 101 since she also knows how to keep all eyes on her with insane antics. For instance, take Larsa’s new IG-official romance with Michael Jordan‘s 32-year-old son Marcus. You will recall Larsa was married to Michael’s teammate/nemesis Scottie Pippen for twenty years before she began her new career as the crème de la crème of Cougars. But according to 48-year-old Larsa, everyone is on board with her and Marcus’ love affair and it may be leading to a trip down the altar in the near future.
Well, now I get why Ben Affleck wasn’t feeling very festive at the Grammys, and it had nothing to do with his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. I have just watched the trailer for Ben’s upcoming film Air, which he directed and which stars his work wife, Matt Damon, and if you had put your heart and soul into the work, and even went so far as to give yourself the same Ogilvie Home Perm my mom used to rock back in the day, and this was the result? Well, then, you’d look miserable too. The movie is about two Nike bros who save the ailing company by exploiting Michael Jordan’s popularity. I know Viola Davis, who plays MJ’s mom in this, looked perfectly happy at the Grammys, but she probably only had to roll through for a couple of hours for her scenes. She’s not that invested, and why should she be? She already done had herses (EGOT). So naturally she wasn’t clenching her ass cheeks all night waiting for the trailer about the other shoe to drop. But Ben earned his misery fair and square.
Big news for plastic women and the men who love them! People reports that 48-year-old Larsa Pippen, aka the villain on Real Housewives of Miami/ex-Kardashian bestie/OnlyFans feet-pic-peddler, has gone Instagram official with her boyfriend, 32-year-old Marcus Jordan. Huh, never heard of him. Why would Larsa, a fame-hungry succubus who married basketball legend Scottie Pippen, allegedly hooked up with Tristan Thompson, and had an affair with married NBA player Malik Beasley be interested in a nobody? Maybe she’s growing. Maybe she’s really in love. Maybe, this time, her relationship isn’t about money or celebrity or status; it’s about real — HOLD UP. Marcus is Michael Jordan’s son? OK, that makes sense.
When I first read this story I thought it was about actor Michael B. Jordan‘s used boxers going on sale. And I was like “Wow! $500 is a steal!” But that was wishful thinking. No, what’s happening is that basketball legend, Michael “Hold The B” Jordan’s boxers are going on sale.