King Charles Allegedly Doesn’t Want To Leave Prince Andrew “Homeless Or Penniless”

February 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Last month, that no-good Prince Andrew (more like Prick Andrew [don’t steal that, that’s mine]) was officially booted out of his Buckingham Palace office and royal apartment by his landlord/brother, King Charles. Currently, 63-year-old Andrew lives in the Royal Lodge in Windsor with his ex-wife, Fergie. The Independent reports that the prince is telling his friends (I guess he hired a medium to contact bestie Jeffrey Epstein?) that he’s worried he’ll have to move out of the 98-acre estate by September if Charles cuts his royal allowance. But a royal source tells the Telegraph that “the King is not going to leave his brother homeless or penniless.” Bitch, why not?

Even though Andrew stepped down as a working member of the royal family in 2019, he’s continued to collect an annual allowance of £249,000 (approximately $301,500). His only other income is the pension he gets from the Royal Navy and the money he inherited from Mummy THE QUEEN and Daddy Prince Philip. Recently, reports suggested several royals were told they should expect less money from the private Duchy of Lancaster fund now that THE QUEEN is dead and King Charles is in charge. But, the Telegraph’s royal insider claims Charles won’t let Andrew hang out to dry (again: BITCH, WHY NOT?).

Currently, Andrew pays to live in the 30-room Royal Lodge for £250 a week, which translates to $1,200 a month. Excuse me?? I pay that to live in squalor in Toronto! Ay ay ay! However, I don’t have to pay astronomical maintenance bills like Andrew (just astronomical hydro bills). Since the prince bought a £1 million 75-year lease on the house after the Queen Mother died in 2002, he’s spent another £7.5 million repairing and renovating the property. I guess it costs a lot to maintain a house that’s hundreds of years old.

Over the weekend, a source told The Daily Mail that Andrew is shaking in his pervy little boots about potentially losing his property. via The Independent:

“He’s not being explicitly kicked out but it’s expected that he won’t be able to afford the maintenance.”

“Royal Lodge has a swimming pool, 98 acres of land and is already in need of some repair,” another source told the daily. “This is about Charles telling Andrew that he can use his own money to pay for things. The same goes for other members of the family, such as Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.

“And while there is leniency with working members of the family, who have offices funded by the Sovereign Grant, there have been other examples. Sophie and Edward’s daughter Lady Louise, for example, inherited Prince Philip’s carriage but Charles doesn’t feel like he should pay for the upkeep of the ponies to pull the carriage.”

The Independent also notes that King Charles is also mindful of the fact that THE QUEEN gave Andrew a house – Sunninghill Park in Berkshire – as a wedding present back in 1986. He chose to sell it to a Kazakh billionaire for £15 million in 2007. Well, where’d that money go? I mean, most of it probably went towards his fighting and then settling that sexual assault lawsuit with Virginia Giuffre. Damn, bad guys always forget how expensive it can be when they get caught sexually abusing minors!

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