Category: Jonny Lee Miller

Netflix May Delay Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Docuseries After Former British Prime Minister John Major Complained About “The Crown”

October 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Another day, another appalled British dude who should be sending Netflix a lovely gift basket as a thank-you for casting a relative hottie to play them on The Crown, but is complaining instead. As we know, The Palace’s ass is already puckered over what might be depicted next season as The Crown catches up to more modern events. And now, with the premiere of season five fast approaching, former British PM Sir John Major (played by Jonny Lee Miller) has come out strongly against a plot point that he thinks is going to play out in an upcoming episode involving King Charles III, formerly known as Prince Charles (Dominic West), whining to him that his mom THE QUEEN (Imelda Staunton) won’t abdicate the throne to him. I’m like, Sir, get your priorities straight. Jonny Lee Miller has actual lips! I mean, they’re still British, but they’re there.

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Angelina Jolie And Jonny Lee Miller Were Seen Having Dinner Together

October 13, 2021 / Posted by:

It wasn’t that long ago that Angelina Jolie was seen having dinner with The Weeknd, a man who may or may not be a person she is dating. Previous to that, Angelina had reportedly been seen at the apartment of her first ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller, which had a whole lot of people wondering if they were or if they were not, which was news that was only made more complicated by the presence of both of their children. But now this update: Angelina, Jonny Lee, Los Angeles, dinner, no kids, AND A SHARED RIDE HOME?

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Angelina Jolie Claimed That Three Of Her Kids Wanted To Testify Against Brad Pitt In The Custody Trial

June 18, 2021 / Posted by:

After Brad Pitt was awarded a tentative agreement to receive a joint custody split of the five of the six Jolie-Pitt children, Angelina Jolie’s legal team swore that it was far from over. Angelina’s biggest argument for an appeal was that Judge John Ouderkirk didn’t get to hear testimony from some of the children, which Angelina believed gave Brad an unfair advantage, as Angelina was trying to prove allegations of abuse. Angelina also wanted Judge Ouderkirk thrown off their case, due to the belief that he was too close to Brad and his legal team (she was unsuccessful). Judge Ouderkirk was the one who prevented any of the Jolie-Pitt children from being called to testify against brad. But Us Weekly recently found a document filed by Angelina in December, and in it, she claims that three of her kids allegedly wanted to testify against him.

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Not So Fast: Angelina Jolie’s Son Pax Was Reportedly At Jonny Lee Miller’s House The Night Of Her Visit

June 14, 2021 / Posted by:

I’m sure Angelina Jolie had no idea that creeping in and out of ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller’s apartment wearing a trench coat would cause such a stir in this our summer of Bennifer Redux. It must have been a real shock for her to be awoken to the news that a stir had been caused. This is precisely why, even when on vacation, Angelina retires to her fainting couch each morning following her ablutions, to await being handed a silver receiving tray holding one small tumbler of filtered tap water brought to exactly 68°F, her morning tabloids and two small ampules of smelling salts in case the news is shocking.

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Bennifer 1.0, WHO?! Angelina Jolie Visited Ex-Husband Jonny Lee Miller’s Apartment With A Bottle Of Wine

June 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck fully brought on the return of the early-aughts by getting back together And well, you can now replace your Von Dutch trucker hat and bedazzled Sidekick with a black velvet choker from Charlotte Ruse and a rainbow Motorola StarTAC, because the 90s are now fully back since Angelina Jolie and her first ex-husband Jonny Lee Millerreunited” on Friday night. Now, who will be the 80s couple to get back together? Your move, Cher and Tom Cruise! And yes, I just dodged a lightning bolt from God for wishing that tiny jolt of major crazy upon Cher again.

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