Bennifer 1.0, WHO?! Angelina Jolie Visited Ex-Husband Jonny Lee Miller’s Apartment With A Bottle Of Wine
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck fully brought on the return of the early-aughts by getting back together And well, you can now replace your Von Dutch trucker hat and bedazzled Sidekick with a black velvet choker from Charlotte Ruse and a rainbow Motorola StarTAC, because the 90s are now fully back since Angelina Jolie and her first ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller “reunited” on Friday night. Now, who will be the 80s couple to get back together? Your move, Cher and Tom Cruise! And yes, I just dodged a lightning bolt from God for wishing that tiny jolt of major crazy upon Cher again.
Long before Angelina Jolie became St. Angie and the whole Brangelina thing happened, she met Jonny Lee Miller on the set of 1995’s Hackers. They got married in 1996 and blood fetishist Angelina wore a white t-shirt that had his name written in her blood on it. They split in 1997 and their divorce was finalized in 1999. They stayed friends and in 2004, St. Angie reportedly told B Magazine that he was the “greatest husband a girl could ask for” and that divorcing him was the “dumbest thing” she’s ever done but they were simply too young at the time. Uh, she must have blocked out that highly flammable Dollar Tree Marilyn Monroe wig she wore in Life or Something Like It because I would think that was the dumbest thing she’s ever done up until 2004.
After divorcing Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina went on to marry Billy Bob Thornton (2000 to 2003) and then Brad Pitt (2014 to 2019). Jonny Lee Miller was married to Michele Hicks from 2008 to 2018, and they share a son together, 12-year-old Buster Timothy Miller. As far as we know, Angelina and Jonny are single. And Angelina may still be raging over Brad Pitt temporarily getting joint custody of the child army, but she stopped sharpening her shank for a second to partake in the summer’s newest IT trend: reuniting with your ex. Hot Ex Summer is on!
46-year-old Angelina arrived in NYC on June 5 for a trip with her kids, but her kids were not around during her visit with an ex. Page Six says that on Friday night, she was papped paying a visit to 48-year-old Jonny at his apartment in Brooklyn. She brought a bottle of wine (NOT Chateau Miraval) and sashayed in without her security:
The newly 46-year-old actress was seen arriving at her British ex-husband’s apartment building in Dumbo on Friday night carrying only her Louis Vuitton purse and a pricey bottle of Peter Michael Wine. Jolie, wearing a long tan trench coat over her outfit and a face mask, arrived to Miller’s home totally alone without so much as a bodyguard to see her inside.
Angelina stayed for about three hours before leaving at 10:30 PM. Here are pics of Angelina arriving at Jonny’s apartment, and leaving while thinking to herself, “Shit, I should’ve tousled my hair more in the elevator so it looks I’ve been rolling around in a bed for three hours. Rookie move, St. Angie, rookie move.”
— Page Six (@PageSix) June 12, 2021
This shit was probably just been a platonic visit between exes. Or maybe it was a business meeting to discuss a Russian hacker-themed sequel to Hackers called Hackers II: Xаклетрический Xакалу (Google Translates tells me that’s “Hackletric Hackaloo” in Russian.) Or maybe Angie really is showing JLo how it’s done and is getting back together with an ex. I guess we’ll know for sure it’s the third one if we see pap pictures of Angie wearing that old bridal blood t-shirt while getting off of a private jet in France with Jonny to hump all over the grapevines of Chateau Miraval! That’ll show Brad.