Category: Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods Was Speeding At The Time Of His Accident And Probably Hit The Gas Instead Of The Brakes

April 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Too bad Top Gun 2 already wrapped because the LAPD has finally revealed the cause of Tiger Wood’s single vehicle, roll-over car accident but it’s too late for reshoots featuring Tiger speeding on the tarmac shaking a nine iron out the window, and yelling to Tom Cruise as he takes off into the sky “wait for me! I too, have a need for speeeeeeeeed!” According to TMZ, the black box from the 2021 Genesis GV80 Tiger was driving showed that he was driving “at speeds between 82 and 87 MPH” leading up to the crash. The speed limit on the curvy road near Ranchos Palos Verdes, CA is 45 MPH. And in addition to driving up to way over the speed limit, the black box also showed that Tiger probably hit the accelerator instead of the brakes. Still, no criminal charges will be filed and the LAPD says that they never got a warrant to check his cell phone to see if he was trying to text Tom about a cameo at the time of the accident.

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Detectives Know What Caused Tiger Woods’ Crash But Will Not Publicly Release The Details Yet 

April 1, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s been a little over five weeks since Tiger Woods crashed a loaned 2021 Genesis GV80 near Ranchos Palos Verdes in CA. No other car was involved in the crash and Tiger was the only one in the SUV. The case has now been closed and detectives know exactly what caused the crash, but they are keeping it on the shush and not releasing shit unless they get permission from Tiger Woods to do so. Oh so now TMZ’s “law enforcement sources” are choosing to keep their lips shut about something!?!

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Tiger Woods Has Been Released From The Hospital

March 17, 2021 / Posted by:

If I could go back in time, I might zip back three weeks to February 23rd, and tell myself that I could un-clench my jaw and stop bracing myself for the worst. Because that was the day Tiger Woods rolled his vehicle in a single-car collision and was extracted from his on-loan SUV by first responders. It didn’t look great at the time, but a few weeks later, things are apparently good enough for Tiger that he’s been released from the hospital and he’s back at home.

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Tiger Woods Reportedly Doesn’t Remember Driving The Day Of His Crash

March 4, 2021 / Posted by:

We’ve been told that Tiger Woods won’t be charged for the single-vehicle crash he was involved in last week, because law enforcement authorities didn’t believe he was driving recklessly. They also didn’t want to test his blood for drugs or alcohol, because, again, they didn’t think he was driving recklessly. According to police, it was an “accident” that was maybe caused by driving too fast. That kind of makes it sound like the only questions police had for Tiger was, “Can you autograph this Nike hat for me?“, but that’s not the case. Police want to know what happened that day. But because Tiger’s memory hasn’t really been much help, USA Today is reporting that police have since filed a request for a search warrant to get the black box from his vehicle.

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Tiger Woods Is Now Recovering From Major Surgery To His Leg, Ankle, And Foot

February 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday, 45-year-old Tiger Woods had to be rescued after he was involved in a serious rollover car crash in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA. At least one of Tiger’s legs was majorly fucked up in the crash and he had to go through surgery, involving pins, screws, and rods. Tiger is in the hospital where he’s awake and recovering as we learn a little more about what exactly happened.

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