Simon Legree stan Iggy Azalea will probably put all of her remaining money in the collection plate at church today. God has smiled down upon the fallen Australian rapper once more by inspiring Eminem to call Iggy a “ho” in a new diss track. Finally – relevancy has returned for Iggy! For a minute or two.
Although to be fair, it’s also probably the same word Tyler, the Creator might hiss at someone too.
Eminem recently sat down with Sway (via Vulture) to talk about his latest album, Kamikaze. In one track titled “Fall,” Eminem – a man with a permanent shit list folded up in his pocket – takes aim at Tyler, the Creator, and uses the f-word. Eminem is now sorry about it.
The people at Eminem’s set at Bonnaroo in Manchester, Tennessee on Friday night, probably anticipated the hallmarks of an Eminem set. Like rap growling performed under a brimmed black military hat, or possibly a mention of Detroit. What they didn’t expect was the sound of gunshots firing around them. According to Eminem, everyone can calm down, because he wasn’t traumatizing the audience with the sound of gunfire.
Eminem probably thought he’d gotten a free celebrity bearding from fellow hip-hop royalty Nicki Minaj this week when she told a fan that they were dating. But then someone in her organization spoiled his Memorial Day weekend by denying it to TMZ. Think of it this way, Marshall. It’s a lot harder to catch DL dick when everyone’s staring at you fake-dating a fellow celeb.
If you were to tell me that Nicki Minaj and Eminem were reportedly dating, I’d ask you what random rap name relationship generator you used to come up with that combination. But according to Nicki Minaj, who is probably trolling, she’s dating Eminem.
Forbes released their list of the five richest artists in hip-hop. Imaginatively titled “The Forbes Five,” we’re told that Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Brian Austin Green have all the money in (and pretty much out of) hip-hop. I kid. It’s Dre, Diddy, Drake and Marshall Mathers. But the guy with ALL the riches in the world (meaning he’s married to universal majestrix messiah empress Beyonce) is Jay-Z. Mr. Shawn Carter has ALL the money. You could probably tell by his bar tab.