Category: Passing The Peen
Married “Good Morning America” Anchors, Amy Robach And T.J. Holmes, Reportedly Had An Affair And Left Their Spouses For Each Other
It seems like most of the morning show messiness comes from Today or The View, but well, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes of Good Morning America said, “Hold our beers,” before humping on each other. The Daily Mail posted several pictures of Amy and T.J. “getting cozy,” including a pic of him touching her ass during a weekend getaway. That wouldn’t really be a big deal except for the fact that Amy has been married to Andrew Shue (aka Billy from Melrose Place) since 2010, and that was the same year that T.J. married his wife, attorney Marilee Fiebig. After those ESCANDALOSO pap pictures of Amy and T.J. came out, Page Six heard from a source who said that they’ve been passing their fuck parts to each other for months, and they have since left their spouses to be together. Good Whoring America!
Montana Yao Files For Divorce From Malik Beasley After He Got Caught With Larsa Pippen
Well, there’s unsurprising development in the cheating saga that has made many of us say, “Will an A-list, or B-list, or even C-list celebrity pull some foolery so we aren’t left with the drama of a rejected Kardashian?!”
There was a rumor that 23-year-old Instagram model Montana Yao (left) had started talking to divorce lawyers after her eyes got a giant serving of paparazzi pictures of her NBA player husband, 24-year-old Malik Beasley, holding hands with 46-year-old Larsa Pippen who is an ex-Real Housewive of Miami, estranged wife of Scottie Pippen, enemy of the Kartrashians, and all-around fame whore. And according to E! News, Montana did more than just talk to lawyers, she went ahead and filed papers to legally quit that bitch.
Ozzy Osbourne Regrets The Affair That Broke Sharon Osbourne’s Heart
As the entire bat community throws a “really, bitch” side-eye at Ozzy Osbourne, he says that one of his biggest regrets in life isn’t giving a bat head in the worst way ever, it’s the time he cheated on Sharon Osbourne. “Um, you’re going to have to be specific,” said the millions of poons that Ozzy’s dick has wandered into behind Sharon’s back. And Ozzy was specific. Ozzy has regrets over fucking around on Sharon in 2016 because it could’ve destroyed their marriage for good.
Ashton Kutcher Hit Back At The Accusation That He May Have Cheated On Mila Kunis
It’s been a while since the true heyday of Ashton Kutcher, when he was wearing Von Dutch hats and Kabbalah string while boning any side piece who would listen to him talk about Twitter while then-wife Demi Moore was out of town. These days, I just figured he and now-wife Mila Kunis lived off her Jim Beam bucks, showed up on the Bachelorette and occasionally acted in a shitty movie to pay for all those courtside seats. Seriously, the only person to go to more basketball games than those two is mid-90s Madonna, and that was only because she was a warm-up for the Chicago Bulls.
The Sun Says That Tom Daley Regularly Cheated On His Fiancé With A Hot Model
Last month, British diving twink, Tom Daley, learned the hard way (that’s not a pun, it looks like a semi-softie in the video) that sometimes when you send a trick a private Snapchat video of you touching your parts, that trick may leak it to the world. 22-year-old Tom said at the time that he did send a video to a fan on Snapchat, but he and his 42-year-old fiancé, Dustin Lance Black, were on a break at the time. Tom also said that he never met up with anyone and it’ll never happen again. But now here comes The Sun to say that Tom Daley shamelessly lied about not meeting up with dudes, because their source says he regularly did the butt-first dive onto a hot male model.
That Damn iCloud Called Out Gavin Rossdale’s Cheating Ways
Apple should really do a workshop at their stores that teaches cheating slut tramp whores how to unsync their phone number from the family iPad so the adventures of their roving fuck parts (and the fuck parts of their side ho) won’t be exposed.
Shortly after Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale announced that they slipped a toe tag on their dead 13-year marriage, Radar burped up a story about how she fired the nanny, who is female, because she thought that the nanny may have been taking care of her husband’s dick too. Now UsWeekly is saying that Gavin did go where Jude Law, Ben Affleck and Ethan Hawke have gone before: the nanny’s poon.