This past November, Lindsay Lohan announced that she was engaged to her man of a couple of years Bader Shammas. And as everyone Googled, “Who is Bader Shammas?”, Dina Lohan probably Googled, “What is Bader Shammas’ net worth?” (answers: Bader Shammas is a Kuwait-born financier whose net worth is reportedly $4 million). Well, Bader Shammas can now count White Oprah and Michael Lohan as his in-laws because he and LiLo are officially married. We’re really living in the reboot of the early-aughts because every single star from that legendarily messy car picture got married within a year of each other. Paris Hilton got hitched in November and Britney Spears got married last month. Hopefully, LiLo brought a little early-aughts elegance into her wedding by wearing a Von Dutch trucker hat with a veil.
LiLo and BaSha met in Dubai, where she lives now, and they’ve been together for over two years. The Lindsay Lohan of today is a little more low-key (Loh-key?), because while Bader regularly shows up on her Instagram and she’s liked posts that claim she’s pregnant, she hasn’t really been flaunting their love. I mean, LiLo got married and her wedding wasn’t Instagram Livestreamed from the middle of a Planet Fitness (paid partnership with Planet Fitness), she didn’t immediately sell the EXCLUSIVE pictures to InTouch, and TMZ didn’t post anything about how White Oprah was arrested after a wedding guest spotted White Oprah stealing the gifts and loading them into the trunk of an Uber. No, it was so low-key that nobody knew it happened. Today is LiLo’s 36th birthday, and yesterday, she paid tribute to 35-year-old Bader and called him her husband.
The former child star has wed her fiancé Bader Shammas in an intimate ceremony — just hours before celebrating her 36th birthday, Page Six can confirm.
A rep told us: “I can confirm Lindsay Lohan is married.”
This is LiLo’s first marriage. She was engaged to Egor Tarabasov before that engagement exploded into a violent wreck of messiness.
We don’t have any details beyond the fact that LiLo and Bader are married, but I do hope that LiLo used the best lawyer from Lawyer.com to negotiate an IRONCLAD prenup with Bader. Because if this marriage ends, he’s definitely going to want a piece of her family’s most priceless heirloom (read: White Oprah’s Carvel VIP Black Card). With that being said, congrats to LiLo and Bader! And congrats to Michael and Dina too, because now they have another family member they can call when they need to get bailed out again.