John Mayer Shared Some New Thoughts About His Song “Paper Doll,” Which Was Rumored To Be About Taylor Swift
Back in 2013, John Mayer released a song called “Paper Doll,” which was widely thought to be a subtle retaliation to Taylor Swift’s 2010 “Dear John”– a diss track assumed to be about his manipulation tactics. The two dated back in 2009 when John was 32, and Taylor was 19, and since John is still a big, bulky bag of bright red flags even now that he’s 45 and “doesn’t really date anymore,” it’s no surprise that their brief dalliance was a mess. But according to E! News, during one of John’s performances the other night, he prefaced the song by admitting that it was probably a bitchy move.
Lana Del Rey, an ancient Greek siren accidentally transported to modern times, has a new album out in March. It’s called, Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd., which is also the name of the album’s lead single. What’s her next song, “You Know That There’s An Abandoned Subway Station Under Toronto’s Bay Station, Right?” Anywho, TooFab reports that Lana recently took to Instagram to reveal that she put up one billboard to promote her album. Just one. Its location? Tulsa, Oklahoma, which just so happens to be where her ex Sean Larkin lives. Petty, thy name is Del Rey.
Not really sure why, but 2022 has marked the return of the Revenge Dress, whatever that is. At least it’s a less gruesome resurgence than the Revenge Body Khloe Kardashian tried to bring back post-Tristan Thompson, whatever that means. But there is a time and a place for a Revenge Dress and apologies to Olivia Wilde, but it is not the People’s Choice Awards, whatever those are. However, according to E! News, Olivia channeled Princess Diana last night by having “her very own revenge dress movement” when she stepped out on the red carpet with her nipples showing for her
first second red carpet appearance since breaking up with Prince Harry (Styles) three years weeks ago. Now don’t get me wrong, showing your nipples is a great way to get revenge, but the PCAs? Against Him? Honey, no. Generally speaking, that angry bearded man with the gloves in that GIF is always right, but in this case, I’m gonna have to disagree and say that, at the People’s Choice Awards, for once, the rent is too damn low!
In the nearly 2 weeks since Blac Chyna complained that the judge was biased against her after she lost her lawsuit against The Kardashians, the GoFundMe launched by her mom Tokyo Toni has raised an additional $35 towards her legal war chest, bringing the total of that $400,000 campaign to $1,331. And she’s going to need every penny of it. Us Weekly reports that a court date has been set for Chyna’s next legal battle against the Kardashians, only this time Rob Kardashian is the only defendant, so their resources might finally be matched. Chyna is suing Rob for allegedly engaging in revenge porn when he posted nude photos of her on Instagram. Rob’s probably going to have to pay for this one with his own little sock money that he probably keeps hidden under his bed in an actual little sock. Revenge porn is so not on brand.
Jessica Mulroney. The Toronto socialite stylist married to the son of Canada’s wannabe Ronald Reagan (Ben Mulroney, spawn of 80s Prime Minister Brian Mulroney) who found herself in deep shit back in June after she threatened to end the career of Black influencer Sasha Exeter over… I’m not even sure. Sasha posted about Black Lives Matter and Jessica narcissistically took it as an attack against her? LIABLE.
After a big public backlash and getting fired from her TV gigs, Jessica took a couple of months off Instagram. She returned mid-August with her usual content: kids, fashion, weddings, inspirational quotes, and vague allusions to an “exciting project”. Now she’s celebrating something mysterious, thanking her husband (who subsequently quit his job as the host of the entertainment show eTalk), and sharing the “silver lining” of her “rough few months”.
Cat Cora Filed A Restraining Order Against Her Ex-Wife For Allegedly Trying To Making Her Life A Living Hell
Currently, there are several celebrity divorce fights going on that the Department of Transportation has their eyes on since they’re certified train wrecks (see: Brangelina’s, Jaime King’s, Dr. Dre’s, etc…). But one would hope that after the court punches the divorce papers with a FINALIZED stamp, everyone would put down their shanks and go to their separate corners. Well, Cat Cora’s fucked-up relationship with her ex-wife, Jennifer Cora, might be the Messy Ghost of Relationship With Your Ex Yet To Come for those couples. Because Cat Cora, from Food Network’s Iron Chef America, wants a restraining order against Jennifer Cora. Cat claims that Jennifer is a nightmare bigger than getting ostrich as the secret ingredient on Iron Chef.