Not really sure why, but 2022 has marked the return of the Revenge Dress, whatever that is. At least it’s a less gruesome resurgence than the Revenge Body Khloe Kardashian tried to bring back post-Tristan Thompson, whatever that means. But there is a time and a place for a Revenge Dress and apologies to Olivia Wilde, but it is not the People’s Choice Awards, whatever those are. However, according to E! News, Olivia channeled Princess Diana last night by having “her very own revenge dress movement” when she stepped out on the red carpet with her nipples showing for her
first second red carpet appearance since breaking up with Prince Harry (Styles) three years weeks ago. Now don’t get me wrong, showing your nipples is a great way to get revenge, but the PCAs? Against Him? Honey, no. Generally speaking, that angry bearded man with the gloves in that GIF is always right, but in this case, I’m gonna have to disagree and say that, at the People’s Choice Awards, for once, the rent is too damn low!
Florence Pugh is a famous actress, and as such, part of her job is to show up to stuff in any manner of fashion, from high fashion to red carpet fashion to the always appreciated big ol’ fashion mistake. Florence showed up to the Valentino show in Rome on Friday, and as is tradition, she wore a sheer pink dress by the designer. The reaction Florence might have been expecting could have been gracious applause, or even perhaps the odd surprised gasp. And that could be how people reacted in person, but over on social media, where people are a little less polite, Florence’s look managed to illicit the fired-up emotions of many internet haters, who had no problem demanding that Florence cover up her damn nipples. Florence decided to comment on all the breast-based backlash, and – surprise! – she doesn’t appear to give a shit if her nipples offended anyone’s eyes.
Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Calling Out Instagram For Removing Pictures Because Her Nipple Was Exposed
Madonna is not going to let the evil people at Facebook/Meta prevent her from using Instagram to free her nipples! Madge reposted some scandalous shots of her that were taken down because her nipple was clearly visible in them, but her perky nipples will NOT be silenced! And she says the censorship was perfectly timed with Thanksgiving because as we know the “lies” of the holiday still persist, like how… the Native Americans were… forced to cover their nipples? Unclear, but Madonna is PISSED nonetheless!
Doing the Lord’s work, I see, Amber. Thank you for your service.
BuzzFeed reports that Amber Heard is facing a frontier in the battle for equality. She’s tackled domestic violence in the past through her own alleged experiences with Johnny Depp, and she’s also fought back against revenge porn at legitimate government places. And now Amber is fighting against Instagram for removing a picture of hers featuring a part of her own female nipple. Amber is not going to let her nipple be censored and she’s enlisting the help of some nipples, which became very familiar to her after-hours on the Aquaman set.
I have a shameful admission to make: I watched my first full episode of Friends only about a year ago (and it’s not because we didn’t have Friends in Canada or anything weird like that). I watched all 236 episodes in succession, and there were several things that stood out. Namely, Jennifer Aniston’s nipples.
Vogue recently spoke to Jennifer Aniston about her upcoming TV show with Reese Witherspoon, which led them to talking about her first big TV role. And that segued into Jen’s status as the accidental godmother of the #FreeTheNipple movement.
Self-proclaimed feminist and the hottie from OITNB who isn’t named Ruby Rose, Matt McGorry, recently joined topless crusaders Chelsea Handler, Chrissy Teigen, and Miley Cyrus in the fight against nipple censorship by posting a picture of himself with a pair of lady nipples Photoshopped over his own. On the left, we have one of Miley’s always-exposed hillbilly nipples, and on the right is Chrissy’s downward-facing nip from her recent W Magazine spread. Matt threw up the picture above to Facebook with an explanation about why he decided to become an ally to the Free The Nipple movement. Warning: it’s very long, and does not include any additional topless pictures of Matt McGorry. I know, it’s a real bummer.