Khloé Kardashian Once Turned Down A Proposal From Tristan Thompson And Her Sisters Are “Concerned” That’s She’s Gotten “Very” Skinny

September 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Watch out, world! Khloé Kardashian is officially too skinny for prime time streaming in the background at a budget nail salon that reeks of acrylic glue and economic exploitation. The most chimeric of all The Kardashians, the one with the kaleidoscope face, has been told by MULTIPLE SIBLINGS that they’re concerned that she’s gotten “really skinny,” much to her feigned shock and surprise. This coming from the same family who she claims once told her she was too fat for “their brand while doing promotion for her now-defunct solo reality hosting gig, Revenge Body. Well, Kris Jenner better prepare to eat her hat because it turns out Khloé CAN take a note after all. And it’s not like Khloé’s going to help her eat it. Do you know how many calories are in an average chapeau?

Well, it’s more than are in “two of Kourtney Kardashian’s Lemme gummy vitamins,” of which Khloé claims to have eaten two because she’s “such a fatty.” According to Page Six:

Khloé Kardashian’s siblings called attention to her weight loss amid Tristan Thompson’s cheating drama, sharing their concerns over her “very skinny” figure.

Kim Kardashian was the first of the Good American co-creator’s siblings to make note of her sister’s look on Thursday’s episode of “The Kardashians.”

“You look very skinny,” Kim, 41, said, adding that Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner had expressed the same thought.

“Not that I’m trying to out them, but they did text me and say that they were a little concerned for you because you’re really skinny,” the KKW Beauty creator explained.

Khloé, 38, appeared pleased by her family members’ worries.

The Hulu personality placed a hand on her chest, smiled and kicked her leg in the air, asking, “What? … Kendall said it? The model?”

However, despite their grave concern for Khloé’s health and well-being, not one of them suggested to Khloé that she seek medical or psychological advice for her seemingly inexplicable weight loss. Instead, Kim merely chalked it up to stress and told Kendall “you absolutely have every right to be concerned, but I’m telling you, she’s fine.’” Personally, I’d like to see the results of a fecal exam to rule out an intestinal parasite that may have traveled to her brain, putting the entire family at risk for psychosis, before proclaiming Khloé to be “fine.” But that’s coming from a #fatty4lyfe who’s been known to indulge in a rich chocolate beret every now and again. Besides, turns out Kendall wasn’t really all that worried anyway.

Later in the episode, Kendall, 26, commented on Khloé’s weight directly while greeting her with a hug.

“You look so skinny,” the model said in a complimentary manner. “You feel so skinny.”

Khloé replied, “Oh, my gosh, you’re so skinny.”

The scene aired one day after the reality star made headlines for calling herself a “such a fatty” because she ate two of Kourtney Kardashian’s Lemme gummy vitamins.

So I guess this means she’s a skinny fatty staving off scurvy one gummy at a time. And lest you’ve forgotten, Khloé’s is, in fact, incredibly desirable in all her many forms. For example, Tristan Thompson, her cheating ex with whom she just had a second child with via surrogate after learning he was also having a baby with one of the many other women he’s donated sperm to, once wanted to fuck her. WITH HIS OWN DICK. Or, more provably, he wanted to marry her. Khloé says that Tristan propositioned her, I’m sorry he proposed to her, in between cheating scandals back in December of 2020. But SHE turned HIM down. Rejecting a man? It doesn’t get any more fuckable than that, folks. Page Six reports:

When the show picked up on Thursday, Khloé revealed that Thompson got down on one knee one year before the scandal — and she rejected his proposal.

“I want to be proud to say I’m engaged to anyone,” the former “X Factor” host explained. “I said, ‘I’m not comfortable accepting this right now because I’m not excited to tell my family.’”

Dignity, thy name is Khloé. Please update your dictionaries accordingly.

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