The gift that keeps on giving, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian‘s child support fight, is swinging into phase three: bringing in the rest of the koven. After Blac Chyna’s “clapback” yesterday, I guess the Kardashian’s decided to tag in The Big Pimp into the media mess.
The Blast reports that Rob is broke. Well, not real-people broke but he’s certainly broke compared to the rest of the Koven. Guess we know who everyone talks shit about at Skanksgiving in the Kardashian Kave of Doom. Court documents show that when the heat was the highest during Blac Chyna and Rob’s relationship war, he was forced to sell his extremely popular sock brand that nobody buys. The Daemon Queen Herself is the one who bought it. Rob says in documents:
“When the business was struggling, my mother infused it with capitol to keep it afloat and from her infusion gained 50% share in the company. Previously, the line’s success was in large part due to my regular posting and general promotion on social media. Angela’s request for a restraining order against me includes various prohibitions on what I could post online.”
Basically his shitty socks weren’t selling so his rich mom bought him out. These Kardashians sure are adept at failing up, huh?
He continues painting a picture of a failed existence by saying he was “forced” to give up endorsements and has since moved back in with Pimp Mama Kris:
“My income now is insufficient to pay for my expenses. As of Jan. 17, 2018, I am short nearly $300,000 which my accountant projects I will need to pay for my 2017 tax liabilities. I no longer own a home. I now live in my mother’s home.”
And of course Kris confirmed all of this in a declaration of her own because, even when it’s about the failure of her son, Kris Jenner is not one to let a moment for telling the world how successful she is pass:
“I helped Robert with his sock line business, Arthur George. I infused the business with capital, purchased goods, and set up distribution and fulfillment centers amongst other tasks. In exchange for the work I did and the money I put in, I acquired 50% interest in the business.”
This explains why Kris was trying to shill those shitty socks last month on Instagram: she gets 50%!
The only really shocking thing here is that apparently Rob was “pressured” into that OG $20, 000 a month deal because he was being “threatened with a restraining order and public humiliation.” Public humiliation was a threat? I thought that was the Kardashian morning routine?
Rob better be careful because Pimp Mama Kris said herself she would sue a poor person into oblivion, so don’t think for a second she won’t liquidate her own son. Better earn your keep while you’re living with mama or that trick will buy herself a new son.