Category: Nicky Hilton
“Entourage” Actor Kevin Connolly Has Been Accused Of Sexual Assault
Time to circle the yachts, a member of the Pussy Posse has been accused of sexual assault. The Daily Beast has published an accusation of sexual assault against Kevin Connolly by a former costume designer named Gracie Cox. Gracie claims Kevin assaulted her at a 2005 wrap party for Kevin’s directorial debut The Gardener of Eden which starred fellow posse-mate Lukas Haas and was produced by Leonardo DiCaprio. Kevin may not have any lips to speak of, but he made the most with what he’s got to speak a denial. Kevin claims the encounter was consensual.
Nicky Hilton Is Fighting Climate Change By Wearing Vintage Designer Clothes And Taking The Subway
And with that, TIME Magazine has announced that they are taking back the Person of the Year honor from Greta Thunberg and giving it to Nicky Hilton Rothschild, a real eco-warrior!
Joaquin Phoenix is wearing the same Stella McCartney tuxedo all through awards season for the sake of fighting climate change. And now Nicky Hilton says she’s doing her part by wearing vintage Chanel. Captain Planet can retire now. The planet is saved!
Nicky Hilton Gave Birth To Her Second Child
People says that Nicky Hilton gave birth to her and her husband James Rothschild’s second daughter on Wednesday in New York City. She also confirmed the news on Twitter, and let everyone know what the new baby’s name is.
Christmas came early! On December 20th James and I welcomed a baby girl, Teddy Rothschild into the world. Feeling very blessed this holiday season.
— Nicky Rothschild (@NickyHilton) December 22, 2017
People says that her full name is Teddy Marilyn Rothschild. Nicky’s family all flew in to New York for the birth, and that Nicky and James are “so happy” to give their 17-month old daughter Lily-Grace a baby sister.
I thought Nicky’s first daughter had a fancy name, but Lily-Grace Victoria is nothing. That’s your standard rich person name. Teddy Marilyn is next-level rich. That’s the name of an old money socialite who owns most of 5th Avenue between 64th and 65th, drinks lunch every day with Buffy and Bitsy, and guesses that a loaf of bread costs $80. A quick glance at Nicky’s Instagram shows she and her husband are cat people. She and James better get New Baby Teddy used to dogs, and quick. Because there’s no way a person named Teddy Rothschild doesn’t grow up to leave all her billions to a spoiled white poodle named Madame Scrumptious.
Nicky Hilton Is A Mother Now
Which means Paris Hilton is an aunt now. Ah, the wisdom and guidance she’ll pass down to her little niece. “Always remember: you’ll take many mug shots, but the first one is always the most special, so make sure it’s a hot one. Also, never ingest the bubbles at a foam party. Just trust me, don’t do it.”
As mentioned above, Nicky Hilton – sorry, Nicky Rothschild – finally gave birth to the baby she was pregnant with, and Entertainment Tonight says it’s a little girl. A source tells ET that 32-year-old Nicky gave birth this morning while “surrounded by family” (that sounds…fun). She and her rich British husband James Rothschild named their new baby Lily Grace Victoria Rothschild.
That name doesn’t surprise me much; it’s pretty much what I’d expect two rich people to name their kid. Lily Grace Victoria sounds like a child whose bedroom walls are covered with horse jumping ribbons and sleeps in a queen-sized canopy bed. Lily Grace Victoria Rothschild is only hours old, but I feel like she’s already sent a Mason Pearson hairbrush to Eloise at The Plaza with hand-written message on personalized stationary that says “Tell your nanny to use this, you look positively dreadful.”
What I’m more interested in is what Lily Grace Victoria will call Paris Hilton. Auntie Paris? Aunt Paris? Auntie Pee Pee? No, that’s more of a nickname for Paris’ old assistant. Maybe she’ll let her call her Winky. I like that one.
Here’s Nicky Hilton strolling around New York yesterday. Literally 24 hours later, she was giving birth. I’m going to keep that in mind the next time I eat too much at Taco Bell and am too lazy to get off the couch to throw out the wrappers. “If a 9-months knocked up Nicky Hilton can cruise around New York in 87 degree heat, you sure as hell can get your ass up and walk to the garbage.”
Leave It To Charli XCX To Give You Ten Tons Of Drunk 90s Bride At The amfAR Gala
Charli XCX, who you may remember as the Tai to Iggy Azalea’s Cher, has been slowly inching her way into the Red Carpet Fuckery Hall of Fame for a while now. She’s slithered onto the red carpet looking like sloppy n’ slutty Morticia Addams. She showed up to last year’s Grammys looking like a rode-hard put-away-wrecked Super Star Ken doll.
And last night she proved she still really really wants a permanent spot in the Most Committed wing by sashaying onto the red carpet of the amfAR New York Gala looking like a picture of your messiest cousin from her first wedding in 1992 right before she threw a glass of wine in the groom’s face during a slow-dance to “Secret Lovers.”
I Guess Someone Didn’t Get The Memo That It Was A Halloween Party…
Last night, George Clooney and his tequila tasting partner Rande Gerber threw a pre-Halloween party sponsored by their tequila company, Casamigos, and – shock of all shocks, a bunch of Georgie’s famous friends showed up. Even though the Casamigos party was held on the day before Halloween, everyone still dressed up, because why wouldn’t you? When you’re rich as shit, you can afford to have your assistant stand in line outside of the Hell on Earth that is Party City 3 days before Halloween. Still, there’s always that one person who cannot muster a single fuck and shows up in regular clothes, and that person was Salma Hayek. Stars, they’re just like us!
There is literally nothing Halloween-y about Salma Hayek. It’s like she forgot about that shit, and decided to swing by on her way home from Barneys. Salma is giving me “pity pop-in“, and I love it. She probably told her rich-ass husband, François-Henri Pinault, that they were going to make an appearance at a party hosted by “some guy she worked with on From Dusk till Dawn” and assured him that it would “only take a second.”
Or maybe that is her costume: second wife of a French billionaire is a costume, right? But really, why bother putting in any effort when Jessica Alba is going to show up and shut everyone else down with her on-point Romy White costume.
That wig! You know someone is 100% into a costume when they spring for the good wig. For those of you screaming “BUT WHERE’S MICHELE???“, Jessica got a friend to dress up as Michele. I know, Cash Warren really dropped the ball on that one.
Here’s more famous types from George and Rande’s Casamigos party last night. Not pictured: George and Amal Clooney. I guess they decided to shock everyone and go as a couple who didn’t want to pose for the paps.