It’s only been a few months yet Eiza González has already thrown Jason Momoa in the recycling bin next to Josh Duhamel, Liam Hemsworth, Maluma, Timothée Chalamet … wait just a minute, what the hell kind of cockamamie recycling bin is this? You can’t mix twinks with aluminum cans. The city will never pick that shit up! At any rate, People reports that Jason and Eiza have parted ways because of “their two busy schedules” and are “in different life stages.” The couple had reportedly been dating since February but their relationship wasn’t confirmed until last month. Jason and his partner of 17 years, Lisa Bonet, announced their split in January.
Jason Momoa And Eiza Gonzales Are Reportedly Dating And He Apologized For Taking Pictures Of The Sistine Chapel
Human bearskin rug Jason Momoa is keeping somebody warm at night other than Kate Beckinsale. According to People, Jason is currently dating Ambulance star Eiza Gonzalez. Sources say things between Jason and Eiza are casual at the moment, but he did attend the Ambulance premiere last month. Turns out there was nothing between Jason and Kate at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, she was just cold so Jason gave her his coat. But Eiza apparently has the privilege of lounging naked on Jason’s chest in front of a cozy fire.
Congratulations to Josh Duhamel for finally finding a young woman he can bust a middle-aged baby-making nut up into! It was just three years ago when Josh Duhamel said that he’s not 30 years old anymore, so he’s done with random fuck times and “it’s more about finding someone young enough to have kids.” And now 49-year-old Josh is engaged to his 28-year-old girlfriend of a couple of years, model Audra Mari. I’m sure the definition of romance was redefined when Josh got down on one knee and gazed deeply at Audra’s uterus area and asked it to be his…
You would think Armie Hammer would want to distance himself from anything having to do with teeth given his penchant for BBQ ribs, yet People reports that Armie is currently dating a dental hygienist on the Cayman Islands. Armie was spotted in the wild for the first time since his self-imposed exile to the Caymans following confirmation that he was being investigated for sexual assault. Alarmingly, much to the delight of his army of supporters on Twitter who expressed relief at seeing him alive, and gratitude towards his Shotgun Wedding replacement Josh Duhamel who shared an email of encouragement he sent to Armie after he was cast. Between Armie’s sinister ass and the BennifeRod of it all, this stupid movie is going to be a solid gold box office hit, isn’t it?
About six seconds after Armie Hammer’s stomach-turning, human-eating, safeword-ignoring alleged DMs leaked, Armie claimed that he needed to protect his family from the drama and accusations, and dropped out of the upcoming film, Shotgun Wedding. Armie was supposed to star alongside Jennifer Lopez, but according to Armie, he just couldn’t dream of leaving his two children for 4 months of filming (even though family time doesn’t exactly appear to be his top priority at the moment). Obviously, they needed to replace Armie, and clearly, Christopher Plummer was unavailable because word on the street is that Josh Duhamel is in talks to step into the role left vacant by Hollywood’s current PR nightmare.
Josh Duhamel, 46, is OFFICIALLY, OFFICIALLY free to pursue his quest for a young walking incubator to carry his overly entitled seed. TMZ reports that his wife Fergie pretended that their marriage was the National Anthem and killed it dead yesterday by filing for divorce.