About a minute ago, it was rumored that 58-year-old Brad Pitt was getting on 31-year-old Emily Ratajkowski, and apparently, he was really into her, but there was no paparazzi proof that they were ever together, and neither said shit about it. So either it was a hit-it-and-quit-it situation, or they never dated, and Brad’s PR team simply pulled out Emily’s name from a hat filled with the names of possible famous types they can link him to so that everyone could temporarily forget those abuse on a plane allegations. Well, the union of PittRat was over before it began, and Emily RideAJetSki has reportedly jumped off her jet ski and hopped onto Pete Davidson. And Brad may have gone on a date with 29-year-old Ines de Ramon. Ines is the estranged wife of 40-year-old Paul Wesley from The Vampire Diaries and also a woman who would look at you with question mark eyes if you asked her if she’s seen 1992’s Cool World. Actually, most would probably look at you with question mark eyes since they’re trying to forget that mess ever existed.
Other than allegedly receiving the odd blow-jibber from an accused pedophile and possibly profiting from child labor, George Clooney’s reputation as “one of the good ones” has remained largely intact. Everyone knows him as a roguish prankster and a “guy’s guy” who’s always there for a friend in need. Back in 2017 George’s BFF and Casamigos partner Rande Gerber helped to perpetuate the Clooney mythology by telling a story about the time George gave 14 of his best friends, collectively known as “The Boys,” briefcases filled with $1 million in cash. According to a new GQ interview, George had never confirmed or denied that story— until now. Turns out it’s true. Honestly, I’d rather hear him dish about the Ghislaine jibber, but I guess that wouldn’t really be on-brand.
It seems like Presley Gerber’s decision to get a tattoo on his face was finally a cause for concern for his parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Or maybe it was that video where Presley looked like he was auditioning for the title role in an Aaron Carter biopic for Lifetime (in other words: DISTRESSING). But it’s safe to assume that Presley didn’t give his parents a heads-up or seek their approval on the location of his
cry for help new ink.
20-year-old Presley Gerber is angry at the negative attention he’s receiving right now. Last week, the oldest spawn of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber thought it would be a good idea to follow in the great role model footsteps of Post Malone and Aaron Carter by getting a face tattoo. Presley decided to fuck with his HUGE modeling career by getting the word “misunderstood” tattooed on his face, and now he feels misunderstood by the hate.
Hi y’all! I’m Adam. I’m a freelance copywriter and playwright from Toronto, like Allison, Kristian, and Emily. Like most of you, I have enjoyed reading about Hot Sluts, Panty Creamers, and Jackie Stallone over the years, so it’s a GAG to be able to say that I am one of the new Dlisted writers! Now, needless to say, I love gossip––all kinds. I also love it when beautiful, rich people have children who turn out to be a constant source of embarrassment to them. Which brings me to my first ever Dlisted post:
Puzzling hot girl magnet Pete Davidson has been pretty candid about his mental health issues in the past. So you can’t say that his girlfriend Kaia Gerber’s parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber weren’t warned in advance. Unless they were too busy being as mesmerized by their best pal George Clooney and wife Amal Cooney’s utter genetic perfection as the rest of us to pay attention. The Daily Mail reports that Rande apparently had an unsettling run-in with Pete, who might have been having a bad day brain-chemistry-wise, and was overheard telling wifey Cindy about it on the streets of NYC.