Congratulations to those of you hoping to snag a piece of newly-single 39-year-old Channing Tatum, he’s on the dating app tip! Bad news, though. He’s on Raya, that Ben Affleck had such a good time on. Apparently it’s very exclusive, so unless you’re one of the chosen ones, you probably will never get to send him a message saying: “Wreck my guts.” I know–I’m sad too. But that also means you aren’t paying $7.99USD each month to get ghosted by famous people.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-formerly-hyphen-Tatum, are officially divorced. They quickly settled on the fact that they needed to be separated legally since they weren’t together and are both dating other people. And Jenna is pregnant. But Channing and Jenna do share a 6-year-old daughter, Everly. And they haven’t fully worked out the custody arrangement yet. Well it’s time for them to start, and guess what? It’s getting messy.
Add Channing Tatum to the list of celebs with stalkers as he’s been granted a restraining order against a woman who was found living in one of his houses without him knowing it. Well, there’s one good thing about not being a multi-millionaire with several houses, if someone squats in your closet, you would probably able to hear them fart from your living room and will catch ’em. Continue reading
Jenna Dewan has dropped the ax on the chicken head that was her marriage to Channing Tatum after a six month separation that was by all means a very “conscious uncoupling” scenario (I hate myself for keeping that phrase in the vernacular. Forgive me). Divorce papers have been filed by Jenna’s lawyer with good old fashioned “irreconcilable differences” as the nondescript reason that their nine year marriage has landed in Uncle Eddie’s shitter. Channing responded to the filing shortly after.
The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?
When Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan announced the end of their almost 9-year marriage, they said they wanted to “share the truth” about why they were calling it quits so that no one heard any “alternative facts.” If you believe blind items and internet rumors, then you might have guessed that was their way of getting ahead of people whispering that Channing had been picking up women who weren’t his wife. Whatever you may have heard about Channing’s extracurricular activities, Jenna kindly asks that you please not believe any of it.
“Happy to clarify that absolutely none of these rumors are true. The reason our statement was so positive [was] because that’s the reality of the situation.”
And according to a source, there’s no hate and their relationship wasn’t killed by side pieces, just a lack of romance.
“They honestly do still love each other and that’s not just for show. That love turned more into a friendship rather than the passion they felt when they first met and fell in love.”
The source adds they definitely won’t be getting back together, but that they will continue to be the best parents to their 4-year-old daughter Everly. The source says that “the fact that they get along is everything.” So there’s no drama, none, zero! They just grew apart, and that’s that. But if you still aren’t convinced, then please join me in picturing a pissed-off Jenna whipping handfuls of Channing’s stripper bow ties at her husband after he returned home at 3am reeking of various Victoria’s Secret body sprays. It’s probably not true, but it’s a fun visual.