Category: Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman And Ethan Hawke’s Daughter, Maya Hawke, Is Annoyed At Her Parents’ Generation For Screwing Shit Up For Gen Z 

April 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Maya Hawke is the 21-year-old Juilliard dropout daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke who played Jo March in the BBC’s Little Women, is a regular on season 3 and 4 of Stranger Things, and also does music stuff. So thanks to the fact that she was made with famous jizz and a famous ovary egg, her career is moving on up, but as she rose to the stars, coronavirus came along and used its germy, sticky hands to push her back down.

Maya was filming season 4 of Stranger Things in Atlanta when the coronavirus lockdown happened and she holed herself up with her mom and her siblings in Uma’s country house in Woodstock, NY. Maya, who is giving me Eddie Redmayne in The Danish Girl cosplay in that pic, did a FaceTime interview with Nylon from her mom’s house and she lip-smacked in annoyance over how easy Gen X had it since they didn’t have to deal with wars and plagues like her generation has to deal with. Yes, this is the part in the day when Gen Z yells, “It’s fucking your fault!”, at Gen X as Gen X yells, “No, it’s fucking your fault!”, at the Boomers as the Boomers yell, “No, it’s fucking your fault for even starting this country!”, at the White Wigs Generation, and the Millenials shush everyone by screaming, “Shut up all of you! We’ve got bigger problems to deal with, like the sequin jumpsuit I wanted from ASOS just sold out in my size!

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Uma Thurman Would Work With Quentin Tarantino Again

May 7, 2018 / Posted by:

A couple of months, Uma Thurman revealed that she had sustained major knee and back damage while filming Kill Bill and Kill Bill Vol. 2 back in 2003. The car she was driving was about as iffy as Quentin Tarantino’s dye job, and she ended up crashing. At the time, she accused Quentin of trying to kill her. If you ask Uma’s knees whether they’d like to work with Quentin again, they’d probably answer by knocking out “NO” in Morse code. But if you ask Uma, like someone recently has, she’d answer yes.

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Today Patti LuPone Is Hating On Standing Ovations And Uma Thurman’s Theater Acting 

April 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Congratulations to standing ovations and Uma Thurman! You have now joined Madonna, Abby Lee Miller, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and theater texters on the illustrious list of Things That Patti LuPone Has Verbally Slapped Down. You should be honored.

Patti LuPone is doing Company in London in the fall, and to promote it she talked to The Guardian. And whenever La LuPone opens her mouth to talk, precious jewels of priceless hate falls out.

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Diane Kruger Defended Quentin Tarantino

February 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Uma Thurman accused Quentin Tarantino of doing several unpleasant things to her while filming Kill Bill and Kill Bill 2, including chocking and spitting on her, and pressuring her to do a car stunt scene, which ended in a crash that messed up her back and knees. Diane Kruger’s name was brought up in articles covering Uma’s story, as Quentin admitted in a 2009 Parade interview that he choked her while filming Inglourious Basterds because Christoph Waltz didn’t want to do it. Diane responded and would like you to know she’s Team Quentin.

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Quentin Tarantino Has Responded To Uma Thurman’s Allegations About Her “Kill Bill” Car Crash

February 6, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s probably safe to say that Quentin Tarantino’s phone was blowing up on Saturday (and for once it wasn’t the slew of push notifications from The New York Times dropped an interview with Uma Thurman in which she finally spoke about her awful experiences with Harvey Weinstein, and she talked about QT as well. Uma accused Quentin of being a major asshole on the set of Kill Bill and Kill Bill 2, like enthusiastically standing in for Michael Madsen to spit on and choke her, and forcing her to drive (and subsequently crash) a stunt car. Oh, and trying to hide the evidence of said crash for 15 years. Quentin has recently spoken to Deadline in an attempt to defend himself.

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Harvey Weinstein Is Reportedly Considering Legal Action Against Uma Thurman

February 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Uma Thurman fought the molten rage that was preventing her from speaking out against her former cinematic overseer Harvey Weinstein, and finally did so in a New York Times piece yesterday. Uma claims Harvey sexually assaulted her, threatened her career if she took any action against him, and supposedly colluded with his pet director Quentin Tarantino to mess with her on the set of the Kill Bill movies. Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Horrendous Harvey might be planning on suing Uma for falsely accusing him. Keep in mind that Uma is the 635,412th woman to accuse Harvey of sexual assault in recent months, so methinks his case is shaky. He wouldn’t even make Judge Judy with it. He wouldn’t even make that one show where there’s three low-rent judges who argue with each other and then take it out on the defendants with it. (Three low-rent judges does not make a Judge Judy.)

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