About a minute ago, it was rumored that 58-year-old Brad Pitt was getting on 31-year-old Emily Ratajkowski, and apparently, he was really into her, but there was no paparazzi proof that they were ever together, and neither said shit about it. So either it was a hit-it-and-quit-it situation, or they never dated, and Brad’s PR team simply pulled out Emily’s name from a hat filled with the names of possible famous types they can link him to so that everyone could temporarily forget those abuse on a plane allegations. Well, the union of PittRat was over before it began, and Emily RideAJetSki has reportedly jumped off her jet ski and hopped onto Pete Davidson. And Brad may have gone on a date with 29-year-old Ines de Ramon. Ines is the estranged wife of 40-year-old Paul Wesley from The Vampire Diaries and also a woman who would look at you with question mark eyes if you asked her if she’s seen 1992’s Cool World. Actually, most would probably look at you with question mark eyes since they’re trying to forget that mess ever existed.
Jennifer Aniston And David Schwimmer Admitted They Had A Crush On Each Other, And Other Moments From The “Friends” Reunion Special
The reviews for the Friends reunion special are in, and well, it certainly happened. The whole gang was there: Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, and David Schwimmer. And as we saw in the trailer, they sat on a couch in front of the Friends fountain, and host James Corden was there to “toss softballs at the cast and cackle hysterically at mundane gossip” which contributed “to the perception of ‘Friends’ as shallow and superficial,” per Indiewire.
Esquire called James “a giant toddler in a velvet suit” and NPR said he was in “soul-sucking phone-it-in mode” and “comes off as a man reading off cards for money.” But hey, at least Lady Gaga was there with a gospel choir, (4 of whom were Black!) to sing Smelly Cat with Lisa, and special guest Justin Bieber didn’t have a speaking part. So it wasn’t all bad! Overall, the Friends reunion earned double FF on its report card. Which stands for Friends Forever — even though Lisa and Courteney both made it absolutely crystal clear that this would never, ever, ever happen again.
It seems like Presley Gerber’s decision to get a tattoo on his face was finally a cause for concern for his parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Or maybe it was that video where Presley looked like he was auditioning for the title role in an Aaron Carter biopic for Lifetime (in other words: DISTRESSING). But it’s safe to assume that Presley didn’t give his parents a heads-up or seek their approval on the location of his
cry for help new ink.
20-year-old Presley Gerber is angry at the negative attention he’s receiving right now. Last week, the oldest spawn of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber thought it would be a good idea to follow in the great role model footsteps of Post Malone and Aaron Carter by getting a face tattoo. Presley decided to fuck with his HUGE modeling career by getting the word “misunderstood” tattooed on his face, and now he feels misunderstood by the hate.
Hi y’all! I’m Adam. I’m a freelance copywriter and playwright from Toronto, like Allison, Kristian, and Emily. Like most of you, I have enjoyed reading about Hot Sluts, Panty Creamers, and Jackie Stallone over the years, so it’s a GAG to be able to say that I am one of the new Dlisted writers! Now, needless to say, I love gossip––all kinds. I also love it when beautiful, rich people have children who turn out to be a constant source of embarrassment to them. Which brings me to my first ever Dlisted post:
Puzzling hot girl magnet Pete Davidson has been pretty candid about his mental health issues in the past. So you can’t say that his girlfriend Kaia Gerber’s parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber weren’t warned in advance. Unless they were too busy being as mesmerized by their best pal George Clooney and wife Amal Cooney’s utter genetic perfection as the rest of us to pay attention. The Daily Mail reports that Rande apparently had an unsettling run-in with Pete, who might have been having a bad day brain-chemistry-wise, and was overheard telling wifey Cindy about it on the streets of NYC.