Category: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s 23-Year-Old Chihuahua Harajuku Bitch Passed Away

May 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton has the ultimate accessory of a new baby friend she can tote around now, so I’d imagine her menagerie of pets just hasn’t been getting out of the closet their dog mansion as much as they once had. But, her long-haired chihuahua, Harajuku Bitch, escaped this mortal plane to join Paris’ most famous pup, Tinkerbell, in the big purse in the sky. Harajuku was 23. 

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Blake Lively Won’t Be At Monday’s Met Gala, But Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, And Nicola Peltz Will

April 28, 2023 / Posted by:

The Met Gala is this coming Monday (first Monday in May… checks out), and Hollywood’s pretty, privileged, and plastic are rarin’ to show off their high fashun lewks, inspired by Karl Lagerfeld. But don’t expect Met Gala mainstay Blake Lively. She told People she wouldn’t be attending this year. But don’t worry, the nepo-babies will more than make up for her absence. In addition to Kim Kardashian, who already confirmed, that she’ll be there, Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, and Nicola Peltz-Beckham have all announced they’ll be there too.

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Paris Hilton Had Thoughts About Her Sex Tape Being Parodied In Pink’s “Stupid Girls” Music Video

March 17, 2023 / Posted by:

It feels unnatural to write that new mom Paris Hiltonhad thoughts,” but as we know, she maintains that her dumb bimbo label is just an “archetype!” (stereotype). According to Paris’ recently released and brilliantly titled memoir, Paris: The Memoir, in which she admitted to lying about voting FOR Donald Trump, she shared that she didn’t love the very persona she’s leaned in to for her entire time in the public eye being poked fun at when Pink spoofed her sex tape, One Night in Paris, in her Stupid Girls video. And though the sex tape and then Pink’s video happened almost twenty years ago, and Paris just brought it up again and immortalized it in her book, she says she doesn’t hold a grudge.

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Paris Hilton Says She Lied About Voting For Trump In 2016

March 15, 2023 / Posted by:

If Kathy Hilton was upset about not being told she’s a grandmother, wait ’til she finds out that Paris Hilton didn’t vote for her BFF Donald Trump! But luckily for Paris, she’s too old for Kathy to ship her off to an abusive boarding school. Paris Hilton’s book Paris: The Memoir dropped yesterday, and The Hill claims that in it, her ghostwriter writes that she lied in an interview about voting for Trump in 2016. The truth is that she didn’t even vote at all! It’s really too early in the week for the crazy shock of finding out that Paris Hilton told a lie and doesn’t care about voting!

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Paris Hilton Named Her Son Phoenix Barron Hilton Reum

February 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton revealed the name of her and Carter Reum’s baby boy, who was born via surrogate last month. And yes, Paris followed in the footsteps of her parents and named her kid after a city. Lemme guess… Mesquite? Shreveport? Boise? All gorgeous options. But Paris went with something that she felt symbolized life’s “disasters and triumphs”: Phoenix. Huh. I woulda gone with something more literal, like Warsaw, but you do you, Paris.

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Paris Hilton Thought She Might Be Asexual Before Meeting Her Husband, Carter Reum

February 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton exists in pop culture largely because of her sex tape from the early aughts, croaking “that’s hot” in her sexy baby voice at every opportunity, and her revolving door of relationships and engagements throughout the years. Though I’d believe Paris if she decided to come out as photosexual since she’s prone to eye-fuck any lens that points in her direction, it’s surprising that she says she considered herself asexual until she met her current husband/baby daddy, Carter Reum (FYI, the “ct” in the middle of his last name is invisible, but not silent!).

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