Lionel Richie Says His “Youthful Looks” Come From Sleep, Sweat, And Sex Instead Of Plastic Surgery

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Lionel Richie has solidified his place in history with his cringeworthy performance at King Charlescoronation concert many have one question rattling inside their brains; what the fuck happened to his face? Of course, most of us stateside citizens have seen this new version of Lionel for the past few years, and we’re convinced his ageless appearance was crafted under the knife of a plastic surgeon. However, Lionel wants all the old-faced haters to know he would NEVER use plastic surgery to fight off the ravages of time. Instead, Lionel claims the reason why he has an entirely new face is because of water, rest, and lots of sweaty sex.

First and foremost, let’s get into Lionel’s coronation performance. Although he had the crowd rocking (including young royals Prince George and Princess Charlotte), a lot of people on the international stage took one look into his Jocelyn Wildenstein-Phase One face and wondered if everything was OK. Because they weren’t ready for the fabulous feline features that moved Lionel to the front of the line for a special episode of Botched: Celebrity Edition. 

The internet had thoughts. MANY thoughts.

Page Six reports that Lionel is ready to defend his velvet smooth visage as nothing more than living a good life with ample amounts of water, avoiding red meat, and the thing that really keeps the spring in his step, tons of sex.

The 73-year-old singer shared some of his best anti-aging techniques with the Daily Mail over the weekend, joking that he would never go under the knife because “that s—t goes wrong!”

“[Plastic surgery] locks you in for that year [while you recover] and after that, you can’t go naturally, you’re staying right there … You try and go back to reset, and you can’t,” he told the outlet.

Instead, Richie focuses on “water, sleep, and sweat” and doesn’t eat “too much red meat.”

“I know it’s real boring. [Sex] will work also and it’s good for your heart,” the iconic crooner, who has been dating 33-year-old model Lisa Parigi for more than a decade, added.

Maybe by “sex,” he means romancing a Botox needle? But Lionel, please. If after more than seventy years on the planet, you don’t have at least one line in your face we’ll always assume you had them erased through “alternative” means. And yes, by “alternative,” I mean the real-life Photoshop known as plastic surgery.

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