Selena Gomez Is Back To Posting On Social Media After More “Possible Shade” Drama With Justin And Hailey Bieber
Justin Bieber, the Him?iest Him? to ever Him?, inexplicably (to me at least, my 9-year-old niece would argue differently) remains at the center of a subtle shade feud that’s been playing out on social media between his Wife?, Hailey Baldwin and his extremely successful ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez. A few weeks back, Selena announced that she was taking a break from social media, noting the obvious fact that she’s “30 and am too old for this.” And now that she’s 0.1125 years older and 1,000 years wiser, she’s back with a message to her fans to “please, please be kinder and consider other people’s mental health,” admitting that her “heart has been heavy.” Girl, same. Things just haven’t been the same since Tuna and Sushi disappeared.
Selena’s two week break from social media was preceded by a Possible Shade Event (PSE) in which Hailey and her friend Kylie Jenner were accused of making fun of Selena’s eyebrows after she posted a TikTok lamenting their over-lamination. According to Buzzfeed, now some of Selena’s fans are speculating that the Him? in question may have been personally responsible for adding to Selena’s woes when and his Wife? both shared photos from his 29th birthday celebration, an extravagant party at which bespoke silver lighter covers engraved with the message “I’m so thankful that I didn’t end up with what I thought I wanted” were on offer. Here is what was passed around at Justin’s big post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-Bar mitzvah.
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You have questions, as do I. And for once, they go beyond a simple Him? Let us begin with this party fit for a little princeling but was instead, presumably, thrown by a grown man for Him?self. Buzzfeed describes it as “a lavish event” which “featured performances from musicians Leon Bridges and JulesTheWolf,” and “was attended by Billie Eilish, Jaden Smith, the Kid Laroi, and many more of Justin’s close friends.” Eat your heart out, Stormi & Aire Jenner, you broke ass toddlers! Time to let a real princeling show your mommy how it’s done. Although, now that I think about it, those lighters might have been Kylie’s idea as revenge against Selena for overtaking her on Instagram following the whole Eyebrowgate brouhaha. Jesus, can you get high from second-hand digital shroom fumes? Please say yes.
Buzzfeed notes that my 9-year-old niece isn’t the only person to defend Justin and that “several people suggested that the message on the lighter covers at Justin’s party were actually in reference to his health journey.” Which makes sense. Celebrating your “health journey” with collectable drug paraphernalia is something Him? would do. In better, less crazy-making news, over the weekend, my niece told me, unprovoked, as we were in the car listening to Missy Elliot, “I know you said Justin Bieber was bad to his cats or whatever, but I still kind of like his music.” Reader, I told her about Tuna and Sushi MONTHS ago. That means she’s been doing The Work. And I have every confidence that she will get there in her own time. Which is more than I can say for Him? or his Wife?. This is the closest we’ve gotten to getting a glimpse of Tuna and Sushi for the past three years. TW: PSE
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