Category: CoverGirls

Kylie Jenner Said There Are Misconceptions About Her Insecurities And The Work She’s Had Done To Her Face

April 18, 2023 / Posted by:

While her big sisters Kim and Khloé Kardashian presumably played a huge role in the rise of women having their asses pumped up to the point of them walking around looking like ants from A Bug’s Life with diapers full of spray foam insulation (which many are now paying big bucks to have vacuumed out), Kylie Jenner is probably on the hook for many a plumped pout after she got a bunch of lip filler and then started her own lip kit-heavy makeup company, Kylie Cosmetics. Kylie recently covered an issue of HommeGirls magazine and wants to clarify that despite the misconception that she got a bunch of stuff done to her face because she was super insecure, she’s always thought she was hot shit and does even more so now that she’s a mom and gets to reminisce about her old features as she looks down at her kids’ faces or up at the giant inflatables of their likenesses she commissions for their inappropriately-themed birthday parties.

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Billie Eilish Went Vintage Pin-Up For The Cover Of British Vogue

May 3, 2021 / Posted by:

BREAKING NEWS! 19-Year-Old Woman Dies Hair and Poses in Lingerie! Under normal circumstances, this news would only be of interest to Scott Disick but since it’s the famously emo Billie Eilish who we’re used to seeing swimming around in potato sacks (by Gucci), consider the internet broken. Billie covers the June issue of British Vogue and a whole lot of vintage lingerie covers Billie.

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Angelina Jolie Covers The March Issue Of British Vogue And Mentioned Brad Pitt In Passing

February 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie is ready for another close-up, Mr. Demille. In fact, the photoshoot for the most recent profile of Angie, for the March cover of British Vogue, takes place in Mr. Demille’s old mansion, where she currently lives with all six members of the child army. Not only is the “discrete estate” an “eye-catching” 1913 “Italianate Revival villa,” but it’s also only 5 minutes away from her children’s dad, probably some unkempt slub who owns a television set and allows the children to eat those appalling orange triangle-shaped snack foods. I think they’re called Pooritos or something like that.

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Cher, Naomi Campbell And Kim Kardashian Did A Motorcycle Gang Themed Photo Shoot Together

February 25, 2020 / Posted by:

One thing I’ll never do is question Cher’s judgement. However, I’m shocked and saddened to report that Cher participated in a photo shoot for the cover of CR Fashionbook magazine in which she shares billing with Kim Kardashian and Naomi Campbell. Naomi I can accept. Naomi has the range. But the fact that Kim and Cher played with wigs and motorcycles together, side-by-side, hurts my soul. Therefore, I must rely on my deeply held spiritual belief that there is a higher power at work here, and her name is Cher. Cher makes no mistakes.

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