Category: CoverGirls

Billie Eilish Went Vintage Pin-Up For The Cover Of British Vogue

May 3, 2021 / Posted by:

BREAKING NEWS! 19-Year-Old Woman Dies Hair and Poses in Lingerie! Under normal circumstances, this news would only be of interest to Scott Disick but since it’s the famously emo Billie Eilish who we’re used to seeing swimming around in potato sacks (by Gucci), consider the internet broken. Billie covers the June issue of British Vogue and a whole lot of vintage lingerie covers Billie.

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Angelina Jolie Covers The March Issue Of British Vogue And Mentioned Brad Pitt In Passing

February 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie is ready for another close-up, Mr. Demille. In fact, the photoshoot for the most recent profile of Angie, for the March cover of British Vogue, takes place in Mr. Demille’s old mansion, where she currently lives with all six members of the child army. Not only is the “discrete estate” an “eye-catching” 1913 “Italianate Revival villa,” but it’s also only 5 minutes away from her children’s dad, probably some unkempt slub who owns a television set and allows the children to eat those appalling orange triangle-shaped snack foods. I think they’re called Pooritos or something like that.

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Cher, Naomi Campbell And Kim Kardashian Did A Motorcycle Gang Themed Photo Shoot Together

February 25, 2020 / Posted by:

One thing I’ll never do is question Cher’s judgement. However, I’m shocked and saddened to report that Cher participated in a photo shoot for the cover of CR Fashionbook magazine in which she shares billing with Kim Kardashian and Naomi Campbell. Naomi I can accept. Naomi has the range. But the fact that Kim and Cher played with wigs and motorcycles together, side-by-side, hurts my soul. Therefore, I must rely on my deeply held spiritual belief that there is a higher power at work here, and her name is Cher. Cher makes no mistakes.

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