Kylie Jenner’s SUV Was Spotted At Timothée Chalamet’s House

April 14, 2023 / Posted by:

A week ago, Instagram gossip monger Deux Moi “reported” that Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet might be a thing and have been dating since at least January. My knee-jerk reaction was “BALONEY!”, cuz, I dunno, Timothée is an Academy Award-nominated actor and Kylie is a Kardashian? And never the twain shall meet? But maybe Hollywood’s delicate ecosystem has pulled a Dua Lipa (“New Rules”), cuz yesterday TMZ reported that Kylie’s SUV was spotted in Timothée’s driveway.

TMZ says that 25-year-old Kylie’s black Range Rover SUV pulled up to 27-year-old Timothée’s Beverly Hills estate yesterday afternoon. They add:

Kylie wasn’t sightseeing either … her car pulled in from the road and drove straight up the winding driveway … in other words, she knew exactly where she was going.

So Kylie not slamming her vehicle into a telephone pole is proof that she and Timothée are banging? Good enough for me! No word on why the paps were staking out Timothée’s house, but, um… yeah, Kris Jenner called them. DUH. Behold, Kylie’s SUV:

TMZ also says that last Friday, Timothée and Kylie had a taco date in the backseat of her SUV (not a euphemism.) And recently, a video of the pair interacting (GASP) in late January during Paris Fashion Week went viral:

This video proves nothing. The SUV proves nothing (maybe she was going door-to-door selling her cosmetics). And yet, I’m starting to believe this couple is a distinct possibility. It’s not like “prestigious” actors are above dating plastic Instagram types. I just thought Timothée wanted us all to believe he was a hipster intellectual A-lister. And hipster intellectuals don’t date Kardashians, they date twiggy, unsmiling actresses like Rooney Mara or… Kate Mara. Is there a third Mara sister we can set little Timmy up with before he loses all his cred?

Pics: Stuart Hardy/ABACA/ Images & Julien Reynaud/ABACA/ Images

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