Tom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors About Them And Claim They’ve Never Even Met

April 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Tom Brady is no longer married to Gisele Bündchen or his Sandbox Sweetie, football, he is footloose and fancy-free to ruin another woman’s life by screaming “LET’S GO!!!” first thing in the morning. And last week, following Reese Witherspoon‘s divorce announcement, a Deuxmoi blind item stated an “A-list actress who JUST announced her divorce is newly dating A-list NFL athlete who is also recently divorced.” Since people like to jump to their own conclusions as quickly as possible, many believed Tom and Reese were the new IT couple! Thankfully this was all just speculation because both of their reps denied they’d been on a date. Hell, they claimed Tom and Reese don’t even know each other.

When news of Tom and Reese’s impending secret love affair broke, joy spread throughout the land for those who enjoy toxic couples. Because, let’s face it, this would have been a horrible pairing that we all would have grown tired of very quickly. Especially once Tom begins his commentating gig for the NFL. Nobody needs an angry, liquored-up Reese at a sporting event because we all learned the hard way to always put some RESPECK on Laura Jean Poon’s name! However, Page Six reports as the world prepared to see Tom on Reese’s arm during awards season, looking like the resplendent Herman Munster clone he is, those dreams must be dashed forever. Although it would appear that their timelines link up for the Deuxmoi blind, the unfortunate reality is that this love for the ages is just a figment of all of our imaginations.

Tom Brady and Reese Witherspoon are not dating.

Their reps tell Page Six that the stars are not romantically involved — nor have they ever met.

We’re told rumors that the newly single duo have their eyes on each other are completely false.

And there you have it, folks; there is nothing going on between the two of them. However, this dodged bullet might have struck a chord in both of their brains to consider the possibility of dating. And if that happens, I blame anyone who believed in their love from the start because you have NO idea the scourge you’ve just inflicted upon the world.

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