Category: Portia de Rossi

Portia de Rossi Surprised Wife Ellen DeGeneres With A Vow Renewal Ceremony Officiated By Kris Jenner

February 2, 2023 / Posted by:

What do you get for the couple who already have everything? That was the question that was surely dogging the minds of those who arrived at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s house thinking they were going to a birthday party, when in fact, it was a surprise vow renewal ceremony officiated by Kris Jenner. Imagine showing up with a cute little birthday card and some flowers for Portia’s 50th only to find out you’re at a fucking wedding and somebody already got them Brandi Carlisle. And you know damn well that Kris keeps Kenny G on retainer, so that’s out. And there’s no way Ellen isn’t keeping track of who brought what and how much it cost even though she also thought it was just a birthday party until Portia came waltzing into the … whatever you call the room in the castle where you keep your indentured troubadour, wearing “the gorgeous Zac Posen wedding dress from the couple’s 2008 nuptials.” Yes, it still fits!

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Ellen DeGeneres And Portia de Rossi Bought A $70 Million Oceanfront Compound, Making Santa Barbara County Real Estate History

December 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Two quite petite blond women have significantly upgraded their living conditions with the $70 million purchase of a 9,000 square ft, 5-bedroom, 8-bath home on 3.5 acres and an additional 6.6-acre vacant lot in Carpinteria, CA, marking the “priciest residential deal in Santa Barbara County history,” according to Dirt. The women, married “entertainersEllen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, have no children and at this time, do not appear to have any plans to construct a gothic mansion on the property to house and educate orphaned children and teens with special powers. They do, however, reportedly have a lot of houseplants with special needs that weren’t being met at any of the couple’s other homes in the area, which include three “cottages” and a horse ranch in Montecito and an estate in Bel Air, presumably all with inadequate sun.

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Ellen DeGeneres Is Living At Courteney Cox’s House (But It’s Not What It Looks Like)

May 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Ellen DeGeneres is a multi-millionaire who could probably just walk up to any old house on the street, pop open a silver briefcase stuffed with cash, and tell her assistant to inform the homeowners that she’s buying the joint. But that’s not what Ellen does when Ellen wants a new house. Ellen just sold the Beverly Hills mansion she shares with her wife Portia de Rossi for $47 million, and you would think that she and Portia could find something affordable on Airbnb for a week or two. But Ellen and Portia couch surf just like regular people, except her version of couch surfing is crashing at Courteney Cox’s mansion.

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Ellen DeGeneres Drove Portia De Rossi To The ER While High On Weed Drinks

April 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… people are pissed at Ellen DeGeneres! This time it’s because she went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and shared an anecdote about driving her sick wife Portia de Rossi to the ER while high on weed drinks and melatonin. This was about a month ago when Portia had to get emergency appendicitis surgery. As Ellen was telling the story to Jimmy, she admitted, “It’s probably not safe, I shouldn’t be saying any of this.” Some people online are giving Ellen crap for joking about driving while under the influence. They say she should have just called an ambulance. Or an Uber. Or her fancy person chauffeur! Although to be fair, he probably quit cuz she wouldn’t let him look her in the eye.

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Ellen DeGeneres Is Taking Care Of Portia De Rossi After Emergency Appendicitis Surgery

March 22, 2021 / Posted by:

On Friday night, Ellen DeGeneres was forced to take a break from her usual routine (dipping apples into poison, casting evil curses on newborns, hosting her waning talk show) to rush her wife Portia DeRossi to the hospital. A source told People that Portia was in “a lot of pain”, and it turned out to be appendicitis. She had to get emergency surgery. Ouchy-wahwah! The source added that Portia is “now resting at home and Ellen is taking care of her. It was a scare at first, but all good now.”  Continue reading

Ellen DeGeneres’ Home Burglary Was Apparently An Inside Job

August 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Ellen DeGeneres’ terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year got worse last month when her and Portia de Rossi’s $27 million Montecito mansion got robbed. Investigators are now saying that they believe the theft (which included expensive jewelry and watches) was an inside job. That makes it seem like Ellen dramatically staged it all for sympathy, or Portia is making her move to exit, but cops don’t believe that either of them had anything to do with it.

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