Welp, it looks like that Photoshop vacation that Aubrey O’Day went on had some very real-life repercussions, doll baby. It’s being reported that the 38-year-old former Danity Kane member is pregnant. Well, at least we know the dick that she must be getting actually exists because otherwise, Photoshop is getting realistic as HELL!
Open Post: Hosted By Kate Winslet’s Confusing Hair On The Poster For The 25th Anniversary Re-Release Of “Titanic”
SPOILER ALERT: Titanic from Titanic sinks, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Jack Dawson, dies at the end. And for 25 years (holy shit), people have been going back and forth about if Jack would’ve lived if only Kate Winslet’s Rose DeWitt Bukater were more generous with a portion of her broken-off door flotation device. James Cameron even tried to put the whole “Jack could’ve survived if Rose wasn’t a selfish betch” thing to rest by conducting a scientific study. But we can put that debate to rest for a little while as the anniversary theater re-release approaches because a new controversy just came into play, and the internet wants to know what in the RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Silky Nutmeg Ganache’s “Barbie Girl” lip sync wig was the graphic designer who created this poster thinking?!
Yes, the Kartrashians should stop fighting fate and joint marry their true love and soulmate: Photoshop! But with that being said, it’s Aubrey O’Day who is the true MVP of Photoshop and the recipient of several lifetime achievement Photoshop Awards. A couple of years ago, Aubrey was papped looking a whole lot different than the Photoshopped and filtered pictures she posts of herself on Instagram. Aubrey was also called out because she was pushing Flat Tummy Tea on her page when the secret to her cinched waist was the digital Spanx known as Photoshop. At the time, Aubrey accused the paparazzo of Photoshopping the pics of her and threatened to sue a trick (but nothing came of that).
Well, Aubrey didn’t let that little escándalo stop her shameless Photoshop fuckery and she has since upped her game. A year ago, Aubrey announced that she was leaving the U.S. to start a “new life” abroad. Since then, Aubrey has been traveling the world, allegedly, and posting pictures from her alleged travels on Instagram. And recently, a TikToker called out Aubrey for stealing other people’s vacation pictures and Photoshopping herself into them. That TikToker truly has a special eye, because Aubrey’s pics look so organic and raw that you’d never guess she used even a tiny touch of Photoshop on them.
As we already know, Khloe Kardashian admitted that the Koven continues to be Photoshop’s most loyal customer when she said that she did Photoshop her daughter, True Thompson, into a Disneyland trip that True actually didn’t make. Kim Kardashian has now taken a break from the train wreck Blac Chyna trial to say why the pic was Photoshopped and it’s pure vapidness. In other words, pure Kardashian!
Khloé Kardashian Admits That She Photoshopped Her Daughter Into Photos From A Family Trip To Disneyland
Khloé Kardashian recently got caught cutting and pasting her daughter True into several pictures that she wasn’t originally in, all for the sake of Khloé pretending that her child took a trip with her cousins to Disneyland. The family that is so rich they could close down Disneyland and ride Mickey and Donald through the park like donkeys for fun, was caught faking a trip there.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Made The Cover Of TIME Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People Of 2021 Issue
TIME has released their list of who they believe are the 100 Most Influential People of 2021, which includes Lil Nas X, naturally (you don’t piss off an ocean of conservative folks by lap dancing on the devil for nothing!), as well as Britney Spears, COVID vaccine angel Dolly Parton, Simone Biles, Timbaland and Swizz Beatz, Youn Yuh Jung, Tom Brady, and Bad Bunny. But also, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, who got a totally-not-Photoshopped-to-a-new-dimension-and-back cover all to themselves. Harry and Meghan’s inclusion on this year’s list falls under the “Icons” section. Oh TIME, why would you do that? You couldn’t put them in the section for artists or leaders or something? Harry and Meghan’s most rabid online haters are going to have a field day with that one. “Icons? More she conned her way into Harry’s life and ruined it forever!!!!1!!”