Naomi Campbell’s a pioneer in using technology in innovative ways (much to the dismay of her housekeepers), and she just turned heads again, but this time not by the force of a hurtling Blackberry. This time, she’s catching heat for Photoshopping pics of herself from Sunday night’s Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty within an inch of their life.
Khloé Kardashian Posted A Birthday Tribute To “Baby Daddy” Tristan Thompson And Another Set Of Badly Photoshopped Pics Of Herself On Instagram
There are two ways in which Khloé Kardashian has always been consistent: making herself look like Boo Boo the fool when it comes to her situationship with ex/baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, and warping the innocent walls she arches her back in front of within an inch of their life by Photoshopping her body in pretty much everything she posts. So, it’s no surprise she recently took to Instagram to exercise her strengths twice over two days.
Kendall Jenner, doesn’t really do anything with her life outside of walking in expensive clothes and attempting to end racism with soft drinks. Recently, while off in the world doing nothing important, Kendall took a moment to show what she looks like while crouching behind objects to avoid spending time with her mother and sisters. And the photo came across as a bit strange because of the shape of her hands, causing many to believe it was Photoshopped. Well, Kendall immediately took to social media to show off her bizarre hands to let everyone know she’s been knuckle-dragging for decades. But that’s not necessarily a good thing, Kendall.
Welp, it looks like that Photoshop vacation that Aubrey O’Day went on had some very real-life repercussions, doll baby. It’s being reported that the 38-year-old former Danity Kane member is pregnant. Well, at least we know the dick that she must be getting actually exists because otherwise, Photoshop is getting realistic as HELL!
Open Post: Hosted By Kate Winslet’s Confusing Hair On The Poster For The 25th Anniversary Re-Release Of “Titanic”
SPOILER ALERT: Titanic from Titanic sinks, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Jack Dawson, dies at the end. And for 25 years (holy shit), people have been going back and forth about if Jack would’ve lived if only Kate Winslet’s Rose DeWitt Bukater were more generous with a portion of her broken-off door flotation device. James Cameron even tried to put the whole “Jack could’ve survived if Rose wasn’t a selfish betch” thing to rest by conducting a scientific study. But we can put that debate to rest for a little while as the anniversary theater re-release approaches because a new controversy just came into play, and the internet wants to know what in the RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Silky Nutmeg Ganache’s “Barbie Girl” lip sync wig was the graphic designer who created this poster thinking?!
Yes, the Kartrashians should stop fighting fate and joint marry their true love and soulmate: Photoshop! But with that being said, it’s Aubrey O’Day who is the true MVP of Photoshop and the recipient of several lifetime achievement Photoshop Awards. A couple of years ago, Aubrey was papped looking a whole lot different than the Photoshopped and filtered pictures she posts of herself on Instagram. Aubrey was also called out because she was pushing Flat Tummy Tea on her page when the secret to her cinched waist was the digital Spanx known as Photoshop. At the time, Aubrey accused the paparazzo of Photoshopping the pics of her and threatened to sue a trick (but nothing came of that).
Well, Aubrey didn’t let that little escándalo stop her shameless Photoshop fuckery and she has since upped her game. A year ago, Aubrey announced that she was leaving the U.S. to start a “new life” abroad. Since then, Aubrey has been traveling the world, allegedly, and posting pictures from her alleged travels on Instagram. And recently, a TikToker called out Aubrey for stealing other people’s vacation pictures and Photoshopping herself into them. That TikToker truly has a special eye, because Aubrey’s pics look so organic and raw that you’d never guess she used even a tiny touch of Photoshop on them.