Category: Wandering Peens
Khloé Kardashian Posted A Birthday Tribute To “Baby Daddy” Tristan Thompson And Another Set Of Badly Photoshopped Pics Of Herself On Instagram

There are two ways in which Khloé Kardashian has always been consistent: making herself look like Boo Boo the fool when it comes to her situationship with ex/baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, and warping the innocent walls she arches her back in front of within an inch of their life by Photoshopping her body in pretty much everything she posts. So, it’s no surprise she recently took to Instagram to exercise her strengths twice over two days.
In “Vanderpump Rules” Scandoval News: Raquel Leviss Filed For A Restraining Order Against Scheana Shay, And Raquel And Tom Sandoval Each Issued An Apology To Ariana Madix

If you’re a fan of the Bravo-verse or care about someone who is, you’ve probably had a busy couple of days trying to keep up with the constant barrage of the Vanderpump Rules Tom Sandoval/Raquel Leviss/Ariana Madix scandal, coined “Scandoval,” since new developments have been popping up pretty much hourly. One of the pieces of this whole mess we heard about was Raquel and Tom’s VPR cast mate Scheana Shay allegedly punching Raquel in the face after learning of Raquel’s affair with Tom behind Ariana’s back. Now, Raquel has sought a restraining order against Scheana. And Tom and Raquel finally issued individual apologies to Ariana for being absolute garbage people who have “work to do.”
Robyn Dixon Of “The Real Housewives Of Potomac” Admitted That Juan Dixon Cheated On Her Again, Despite Denying The Accusations On The Show

I’d argue that The Real Housewives of Potomac is underrated in terms of Housewives franchises. The shade is superb, they don’t pound storylines into the ground (see: Heather Gay’s played-out black eye on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), and they haven’t totally messed up the sauce by recasting a ton–so the women actually seem like a cohesive group that wasn’t just thrown together. Though an OG, Robyn Dixon hasn’t contributed much over the years besides being Gizelle Bryant’s echo chamber and dressing in pizza delivery guy drag to see if Karen Huger actually lived in the house she said she was living in (it was a whole thing). But the lukewarm storyline she brought to the current season is whether she’d remarry her once-divorced-from ex-husband/former NBA player, Juan Dixon. They divorced years ago due to Juan putting his dix-on women who weren’t Robyn. Juan’s a known ho, so it wasn’t shocking when Karen accused him of cheating on Robyn again in a recent episode. Robyn denied it on camera but just admitted on her and Gizelle’s podcast, Reasonably Shady, that when Karen made the accusation, she already knew Juan did, in fact, get unreasonably shady with another woman. Robyn said she’d release more details about it for the podcast’s paying Patreon subscribers.
Eddie Cibrian Denied Brandi Glanville’s Accusation That He Cheated On Her With Piper Perabo Back In 2005

As the end of Q4 quickly approached, former The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “wife” and current narcissistic mess, Brandi Glanville, assessed her attention ledger and decided she was in the red and it was time to whip out some fresh fuckery before closing up shop for the year. So a few days ago, she transported us back to 2005 by alleging that her ex-husband and former community cock, Eddie Cibrian, might’ve had an affair with actress Piper Perabo while they were working on a movie together. However, Eddie just responded to Brandi’s recent claim and denied passing the peen (this time, at least).
Don’t Call Her A “Side Chick!” Diddy Defends His Girlfriend Yung Miami’s Honor After Having A Baby With Another Woman

HEY! If you are out there claiming that because 53-year-old Sean Love “Diddy” Combs had a baby with another woman while still in a relationship with 28-year-old Caresha “Yung Miami” Brownlee, that makes her a “side chick,” you are wrong! And Diddy hopped online to defend her name from the slander of his actions. What a gentleman!
Ne-Yo’s Estranged Wife, Crystal Renay, Files For Divorce And Claims He Fathered A Secret Love Child

Ne-Yo‘s wife of 6 years, Crystal Renay, recently hopped onto social media to roast her husband who she’d been with for eight years. Crystal accused him of cheating on her for their entire relationship. 42-year-old Ne-Yo quickly posted to his socials, saying his family needs privacy. Now, TMZ says that 36-year-old Crystal filed for divorce and also revealed that Ne-Yo’s a regular Tristan Thompson because he had a child with another woman during their relationship. Well, I think we can all agree, secret love child o’clock is always a good time to exit.