Category: Wandering Peens

Natalie Portman And Her Husband Benjamin Millepied Are Reportedly Working Through Their Marriage Woes After He Cheated On Her

June 2, 2023 / Posted by:

11 years ago, Natalie Portman married French ballet dancer and choreographer Benjamin Millepied, and the wedding shocked me because they didn’t have cake at it! But believe it or not, something even more scandalous than not having cake at their wedding has happened to Natalie and Benjamin’s marriage. French tabloid Voici was the first to report that in March, Natalie found out that Benjamin’s dick grand jeté’d up into another woman’s cooch. And this wasn’t a hit-it-and-quit-it situation. Apparently, it was a full-on affair. Sources claim that Benjamin’s affair is over now, and Natalie is trying to make it work. But it’s also been claimed that Benjamin and his side piece saw each other as recently as May 24.

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Shannen Doherty Files For Divorce From Husband Kurt Iswarienko And It’s Probably Going To Get Messy

April 22, 2023 / Posted by:

I learned at a very early age to never ever fuck with Brenda Walsh. But apparently, her photographer husband, Kurt Iswarienko, didn’t get that memo. Shannen Doherty has filed papers to legally quit Kurt Iswarienko after 11 years of marriage. And Shannen’s rep Leslie Sloane didn’t bother with spitting out a generic canned PR statement like, “We will remain friends forever, and please respect our privacy at this time.” Nope. Instead, Leslie Sloane torched that “privacy please” sign and brought out the petty by not-so-subtly accusing Kurt of cheating on Shannen with his agent. And Leslie Sloane named names. So yeah, in the picture above, Shannen Doherty is giving her best “fuck around and find out” face while Kurt’s face is saying, “I found out.”

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Khloé Kardashian Posted A Birthday Tribute To “Baby Daddy” Tristan Thompson And Another Set Of Badly Photoshopped Pics Of Herself On Instagram

March 14, 2023 / Posted by:

There are two ways in which Khloé Kardashian has always been consistent: making herself look like Boo Boo the fool when it comes to her situationship with ex/baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, and warping the innocent walls she arches her back in front of within an inch of their life by Photoshopping her body in pretty much everything she posts. So, it’s no surprise she recently took to Instagram to exercise her strengths twice over two days.

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In “Vanderpump Rules” Scandoval News: Raquel Leviss Filed For A Restraining Order Against Scheana Shay, And Raquel And Tom Sandoval Each Issued An Apology To Ariana Madix

March 8, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’re a fan of the Bravo-verse or care about someone who is, you’ve probably had a busy couple of days trying to keep up with the constant barrage of the Vanderpump Rules Tom Sandoval/Raquel Leviss/Ariana Madix scandal, coined “Scandoval,” since new developments have been popping up pretty much hourly. One of the pieces of this whole mess we heard about was Raquel and Tom’s VPR cast mate Scheana Shay allegedly punching Raquel in the face after learning of Raquel’s affair with Tom behind Ariana’s back. Now, Raquel has sought a restraining order against Scheana. And Tom and Raquel finally issued individual apologies to Ariana for being absolute garbage people who have “work to do.”

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Robyn Dixon Of “The Real Housewives Of Potomac” Admitted That Juan Dixon Cheated On Her Again, Despite Denying The Accusations On The Show

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

I’d argue that The Real Housewives of Potomac is underrated in terms of Housewives franchises. The shade is superb, they don’t pound storylines into the ground (see: Heather Gay’s played-out black eye on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), and they haven’t totally messed up the sauce by recasting a ton–so the women actually seem like a cohesive group that wasn’t just thrown together. Though an OG, Robyn Dixon hasn’t contributed much over the years besides being Gizelle Bryant’s echo chamber and dressing in pizza delivery guy drag to see if Karen Huger actually lived in the house she said she was living in (it was a whole thing). But the lukewarm storyline she brought to the current season is whether she’d remarry her once-divorced-from ex-husband/former NBA player, Juan Dixon. They divorced years ago due to Juan putting his dix-on women who weren’t Robyn. Juan’s a known ho, so it wasn’t shocking when Karen accused him of cheating on Robyn again in a recent episode. Robyn denied it on camera but just admitted on her and Gizelle’s podcast, Reasonably Shady, that when Karen made the accusation, she already knew Juan did, in fact, get unreasonably shady with another woman. Robyn said she’d release more details about it for the podcast’s paying Patreon subscribers.

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Eddie Cibrian Denied Brandi Glanville’s Accusation That He Cheated On Her With Piper Perabo Back In 2005

December 21, 2022 / Posted by:

As the end of Q4 quickly approached, former The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillswife” and current narcissistic mess, Brandi Glanville, assessed her attention ledger and decided she was in the red and it was time to whip out some fresh fuckery before closing up shop for the year. So a few days ago, she transported us back to 2005 by alleging that her ex-husband and former community cock, Eddie Cibrian, might’ve had an affair with actress Piper Perabo while they were working on a movie together. However, Eddie just responded to Brandi’s recent claim and denied passing the peen (this time, at least).

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