Category: Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves And Alexandra Grant Might Be Engaged
OK! Magazine is reporting that Keanu Reeves and his girlfriend of four years, artist Alexandra Grant, are engaged. According to a very invested source, Keanu “tried to keep a low profile” on March 31, when he was spotted in L.A. “eyeing diamond rings” at a jewelry store. The insider claims that 57-year-old Keanu asked 49-year-old Alexandra to marry him after they spent an extended period of time together in Europe, where he was shooting back-to-back movies, including John Wick 4. Ahhh, nothing more romantic than playing a tortured killer hell-bent on revenge.
Village Roadshow Sues Warner Bros. Over Releasing “The Matrix Resurrections” On HBO Max
Time for another pandemic-related lawsuit in Hollywood because some people didn’t make enough money from a movie! Scarlett Johansson notoriously busted Disney’s balls and got them to pay her ass out after they released Black Widow simultaneously in theatres and Disney+. She sued them for breach of contract alleging she lost out on millions in bonuses. Time for a repeat, as Variety says that production company Village Roadshow is suing Warner Bros. alleging they sabotaged the release of The Matrix Resurrections by releasing it on HBO Max. They need to sue the people who wrote it too because they sabotaged the movie first by making it suck.
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Explaining That The “Sad Keanu” Meme Was Actually More Like “Hungry Keanu”
Over 11 years ago (we are old!), Keanu Reeves was papped sitting on a bench looking dejected. The “Sad Keanu” meme was born. Last night Keanu went on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to promote The Matrix Resurrections, and at the end of the interview Stephen Colbert brought up Keanu co-writing a comic book series called BRZRKR. He presented a side-by-side of the Sad Keanu picture and a panel from the comics in which the artist recreated the meme. Keanu chuckled and insisted, “I was just eating a sandwich, man!” Stephen asked if he was actually sad in the photo, and Keanu replied, “I was thinking! I had some stuff going on. I was hungry.” Story. Of. My. Life. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Laughing At NFTs
Keanu Reeves continues to be the champion of all things good and delightful. The laid-back action star has been doing the rounds for the upcoming release of The Matrix Resurrections and recently sat down with co-star Carrie-Anne Moss and The Verge to promote the film. While discussing futuristic things, the subject of NFTs came up which elicited an interesting response from Keanu. SPOILER ALERT: he laughed at them because they are stupid.
Sandra Bullock Says She And Keanu Reeves Never Dated Because It Could Have Ruined Their Friendship
Esquire just released an interview with Keanu Reeves to promote The Matrix Resurrections. They also spoke with Keanu’s long-time Hollywood buddy Sandra Bullock, who starred with him in Speed (YAY) and The Lake House (NAY). Sandy confirms what we already knew: Keanu is one of the good ones. But she insists that she and Keanu never “got together” cuz she didn’t wanna ruin their friendship. Then she adds, “But who knows?” and points out that Keanu’s the type of guy you’d remain close with after a breakup. So the diametrical opposite of her cheating, Nazi-and-gun-lovin’ ex-husband, Jesse James.
Ana de Armas Is In Talks To Star In The “John Wick” Spin-Off “Ballerina”
Look out Tom Cruise, there’s another adorable 5’5″ brunette ball of energy ready to take the action scene by storm! And her name is Ana de Armas. Deadline says that Ana is currently in talks to star in a spin-off of the John Wick series called Ballerina. Who is the superior brunette action star? To find out, let’s have her and Tom stand side-by-side and see who can run fastest in their heels!