Earlier this year, True Love filed papers to legally change its name to Bob when we all learned that True Love is a thing that doesn’t exist anymore since Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split up after 4 years of marriage and a total of nearly 17 years together. But then True Love took back its name-changing application after a rumor came out that Jason and Lisa were trying to make it work. Well, True Love better re-submit its name-changing application, because, at this past weekend’s Oscars, Jason told red carpet reporters that he and Lisa aren’t back together. And at an Oscars after-party, he was spotted getting “flirty” with Kate Beckinsale.
Last month there was a rumor that Jason had moved back in with Lisa and their two children, 14-year-old Lola and 13-year-old Nakoa-Wolf, and the two were giving their marriage another go. But while talking to Scott Evans (not the Scott Evans who is Chris Evans’ brother) and Zuri Hall of Access Hollywood, Jason slipped those rumors into the file box marked NOT TRUE.
On the red carpet at the 2022 Oscars, Jason Momoa revealed to Access Hollywood’s Scott Evans and Zuri Hall that he underwent surgery just one day before the big award show, admitting, “I’m hurting a little bit.” Jason also set the record straight on his speculated reunion with his ex-wife Lisa Bonet, sharing, “We’re not back together, we’re family … we have two beautiful children together. We’re not getting back together, we’re family forever.”
And then at Vanity Fair’s Oscars after-party, 42-year-old Jason Momoa was papped doing the gentlemanly thing of giving his jacket to 48-year-old Kate Beckinsale to keep her warm. An E! News source added that inside the party, Jason and Kate stood together at the bar (they’re fucking) and were smiling (they’re really fucking and their genitals were smiling too) and looked happy (they’re fucking and are totally in love).
“They were standing at a bar chatting,” a source inside exclusively told E! News. “They both had smiles on their faces and were very much into their conversation.”
Both stars “looked really happy,” the source said, explaining that they were also seen mingling throughout the night. In between, Jason, who the source called “a social butterfly,” hung out with stepdaughter Zoë Kravitz. Meanwhile, Kate chatted with Rita Ora, Jessica Alba and Sienna Miller.
Here’s another pic of KatMom where Kate is giving the kind of scrunchy smile anybody would give if Jason Momoa just handed over his jacket to you:
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Two hot famous people smiling at each other at a party obviously means they’re together and will last forever, but honestly, Jason doesn’t seem like Kate’s current type. I mean, she last dated 24-year-old Goody Grace and before that, she was with 28-year-old Pete Davidson. So Kate’s type seems to be a dude who barely heard his mom cursing him out over the sock full of jizz that she found on his bedroom floor while doing his laundry.
But still, when a dude hands you his jacket, that TOTALLY means that he wants to hump his way to the wedding altar with you. And just like that, every thirsty ho in Hollywood is going to get a job in the coat check room of a fancy restaurant so that if Jason Momoa ever sashays in and hands over his coat, they can say, “Um, this means you’re in love with me, right?”