Category: Fine Ass Jonathan Majors

Hugh Jackman Is Eating 8,000 Calories A Day To Become Wolverine Again For “Deadpool 3”

March 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Were I but an elder fancy lad who loved to sing and dance, and money was no object, I’d simply do that. However, it seems that Hugh Jackman would rather turn his liver into human foie gras just so he can look Johnathan Majors in the eye and call him a puny little, 6,000 calorie-a-day girlie-man. Variety reports that Hugh Soontobejackedman has chosen to become Wolverine the hard way by saying no thanks” to the roids and “yes please” to consuming 8,000 calories a day by mouth. And it’s not even for a Wolverine movie! It’s for fucking Deadpool 3. Hugh may be all about the gains, but I am at a loss.

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A Reporter Responds After Footage Of Michael B. Jordan And Jonathan Majors Checking Her Out Went Viral

March 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Michael B. Jordan is making his rounds by promoting his latest film Creed III, which marks his directorial debut. For the third installment of the Creed franchise, they have added hot ass Jonathan Majors, and the two of them have been doing interviews together showcasing their budding bromance. Well, clearly, the two of them have the exact same taste in women as was exhibited during an interview with Sharronda Williams for her YouTube series Pay or Wait. And although they had a really great chat, it was what happened at the end of the interview that summed up exactly what Jonathan and Michael were thinking without ever having to say a word.

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Here Are Some Of The Movie Trailers The Studios Served Up During The Super Bowl

February 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Invariably, the worst food you will eat at any given Super Bowl party are nachos. Somebody’s always trying to be cute and do too much. And by the time they come around to you, they are a soggy, sticky mess that have been touched by way too many bare hands and you have no idea what you’re supposed to be eating. You’ll be all “Is this a garbanzo bean? And what is this… pineapple?!?!” Yet apparently, every single one of the movie studios that paid for a spot during yesterday’s game signed up to bring nachos. So we got served a dozen sloppy variations of cheese on chips when all anybody really wants are some hard-fried chicken wings and a cold beer. To which the studios all said “go fish,” and handed us a plate of Tropical Tuna Fiesta Surprise nachos instead (I’m looking at you, Air. Viola Davis is owed an apology).

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Marvel Announced There Will Be Two New “Avengers” Movies In 2025

July 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Fool me once, shame on you. But fool me four or five times, honestly I’ve lost count, well then that’s also on you (look, I’ve only seen two that I can remember). I thought when Marvel subtitled the last Avengers movie End Game and killed off Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man, they meant that shit. However, this weekend at San Diego Comic-Con, Marvel announced they were just joshing and will release two more Avengers movies in 2025, bringing the total of Avengers movies past the brink of sanity. Again, don’t blame me. Marvel head Kevin Feige has not returned my messages suggesting that at least one of them be titled Avengersagain: 2 Many Averngersmen. Like I said, not my fault. I tried.

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