Category: RIP True Love

Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello Have Reportedly Broken Up Once Again

June 8, 2023 / Posted by:

I hope you appreciated the flicker of light that was the return of Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. The pop-star contract couple lovers tested a re-up of their contract reunited last month after breaking up in November 2021 after two-ish years of publicly making out everywhere they were legally allowed–including television. But it seems that their reunion did not garner the media attention they desired–I MEAN–it didn’t relight that spark of true love between them because Shawn and Camila are reportedly calling it quits once again.

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Taylor Swift And Joe Alwyn Are Over After Six Years Together

April 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift has already repeatedly come for the Easter Bunny’s job by dropping all her “Easter Eggs” in her songs, videos, posts, and pretty much everything else she does. And now, Taylor has completely stolen the spotlight from the Easter Bunny during his big co-headlining weekend with Jesus! Because Entertainment Tonight was the first to report yesterday that the Easter Bunny’s nemesis and her boyfriend of six years, Joe Alwyn, broke up a few weeks ago, and it was “amicable.” People co-signs ET’s news that Toe is over. Well, while some of us leave relationships with nothing but a heart full of regrets and a crotch full of crabs, Joe is leaving his relationship with the damn Grammy he won thanks to Taylor. That’s a parting gift almost better than Derek Jeter’s Derek Jeter-themed one-night-stand gift basket.

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Sources Claim That Emily Ratajkowski Had Already Broken Up With Eric Andre Before His Valentine’s Day Post

March 16, 2023 / Posted by:

With St. Patrick’s Day fast approaching, Emily Ratajkowski is taking no chances with Eric “Mr. Shenanigans” André, who might try to use the holiday to promote their conjoined asses (well, her ass, his tumtum) on Instagram like he did on Valentine’s Day when he shared a cheeky nude mirror pic. Many to that pic as a confirmation of their love. But according to E! News, a source claims that Emily had already broken up with him “days before he posted that photo” and that “she had nothing to do with the posting.” It’s a good thing Emily doesn’t mind people looking at her ass. But apparently, she no longer wishes to be, in any shape or form, even remotely and or tangentially, associated with that other ass. The lengths people will go to distance themselves from Chester Hanks are truly remarkable!

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It Seems Like Megan Fox Has Dumped Machine Gun Kelly

February 12, 2023 / Posted by:

Horrible news for believers in true love but great news for companies who make antibiotics (since a single Machine Gun Kelly may openly be on the loose again). The discount Pam and Tommy Lee, MGK, and Megan Fox, may be over. Actually, I shouldn’t even say “may” because Megan Fox has wiped MGK from her Instagram, and that’s a bigger break-up sign than her cutting off her finger with her trapped engagement ring on it. And before Megan let the world know that she’s probably single for now, MGK let us know that during a recent performance, he got electrocuted, and that may be code for “I got dumped.”

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SHOCKER: A Source Claims Addison Rae’s Mother Is In A PR Stunt Fling With Rapper Yung Rapper

August 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Get ready to pick those jaws up off the floor, people! Some shocking news about two giant WHO?s of Hollywood. Sheri Nicole Easterling is the 42-year-old mother of TikToker and “actressAddison Rae, and Yung Gravy is a 26-year-old alleged rapper. At the 2022 MTV VMAs over the weekend, the two went public with their love and kissed each other while posing. This came after Sheri’s husband, 46-year-old Monty Lopez, cheated on her with a 25-year-old. So I’m here for Sheri’s cougar arc. But sadly, Sheri and Yung Gravy’s eternal love might not be so eternal, as a source claims that this is –GASP!–a PR relationship! I am spun around over this development! Next, I’ll learn that contestants on The Bachelor don’t stay married forever!

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Lauren Graham And Peter Krause Split Up After Over A Decade Together

June 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Cupids everywhere are taking to their LinkedIn accounts today to update their profiles to let everyone know that their job as a “true love influencer” is over after a zillion years in the game and it’s all because of the fact that Lauren Graham and Peter Krause have split up. Lauren and Peter were together for over 10 years, and while they mostly kept things on the shush, her rep has popped up to announce that they broke up last year.

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