Category: RIP True Love

In Case You Didn’t Know, Timothée Chalamet And Lily-Rose Depp Were A Thing, But They Aren’t Anymore

April 27, 2020 / Posted by:

All of you are probably “pfft-ing” at “In Case You Didn’t Know,” because the walls in your house are covered with tears from you doing the slow wall slide while wailing all weekend over another reminder that true everlasting love is a thing of fiction. Sadly, the delicate ferret love between Timothée Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp is over. And Timothée should keep the breaking up going by breaking up with the idea that he can grow a full mustache instead of that sad pube waxing strip on his mug.

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Demi Lovato And Machine Gun Kelly Aren’t Dating, Okay?

February 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Hello! I’m Kristi and I am currently living in the great state of California. When people ask me what it’s like to live here, I tell them it’s straight up “expensive.” But it’s totally worth it (I think…). I’ve lived here almost my entire life, and I’ve only met ONE famous person, but an extremely important one, and that person is Dlisted’s very own “Hot Babe Of The Year Phoebe Price! I know, very exciting. I’m very grateful and honored for that, and to be a part of Dlisted. Now on to the news that made couples everywhere break up since we’ve learned that lasting love doesn’t exist.

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Bristol Palin Has Broken Up With Her Boyfriend Janson Moore

December 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Bristol Palin has proved that even coming from a family as stable as hers and being on a show as classy as Teen Mom OG does not guarantee that true love will last through the ages. As the mother of three and abstinence promoter has broken up with her freshly divorced boyfriend of a few months Janson Moore. The Palins are treating true love like a baby elk and just murdering the shit out of it.

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JWoww Dumped Her Boyfriend For Flirting With Angelina Parvenick On “Jersey Shore” 

October 11, 2019 / Posted by:

If you thought that 33-year-old Jenni “JWoww” Farley was going to go all the way with her 24-year-old, pro-wrestling wannabe boyfriend Zack Carpinello, then I have sad, sad news, as she dropped him after last night’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. I guess after watching Zack hit on her sometime-friend Angelina Parvenick (as Jenni was taking a Jersey Shore nap aka passed out from tequila), she has had enough of him.
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Kaitlynn Carter And Brody Jenner Talked About Their Open Marriage And Being Too Busy (HA!) To Get Married For Real 

September 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Last night on The Hills: New Beginnings, Brody Jenner and Kaitlynn Carter discussed their fake marriage and why they decided to have a marriage ceremony but not actually get legally married (SPOILER ALERT: for attention). They also talked about the rumor that they have an open marriage and that they may be not ready for children. Which at the time, felt very offensive to Kaitlynn, but considering she is now living with and publicly dry humping Miley Cyrus and Brody is now dating Josie Canseco, things might have worked out for the best.

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