Get ready to pick those jaws up off the floor, people! Some shocking news about two giant WHO?s of Hollywood. Sheri Nicole Easterling is the 42-year-old mother of TikToker and “actress” Addison Rae, and Yung Gravy is a 26-year-old
alleged rapper. At the 2022 MTV VMAs over the weekend, the two went public with their love and kissed each other while posing. This came after Sheri’s husband, 46-year-old Monty Lopez, cheated on her with a 25-year-old. So I’m here for Sheri’s cougar arc. But sadly, Sheri and Yung Gravy’s eternal love might not be so eternal, as a source claims that this is –GASP!–a PR relationship! I am spun around over this development! Next, I’ll learn that contestants on The Bachelor don’t stay married forever!
Cupids everywhere are taking to their LinkedIn accounts today to update their profiles to let everyone know that their job as a “true love influencer” is over after a zillion years in the game and it’s all because of the fact that Lauren Graham and Peter Krause have split up. Lauren and Peter were together for over 10 years, and while they mostly kept things on the shush, her rep has popped up to announce that they broke up last year.
It’s only been a few months yet Eiza González has already thrown Jason Momoa in the recycling bin next to Josh Duhamel, Liam Hemsworth, Maluma, Timothée Chalamet … wait just a minute, what the hell kind of cockamamie recycling bin is this? You can’t mix twinks with aluminum cans. The city will never pick that shit up! At any rate, People reports that Jason and Eiza have parted ways because of “their two busy schedules” and are “in different life stages.” The couple had reportedly been dating since February but their relationship wasn’t confirmed until last month. Jason and his partner of 17 years, Lisa Bonet, announced their split in January.
Please bow your heads in observance of a minute of silence, out of respect for one of the hottest couples of our time calling it quits. After the minute commences, a pair of gorgeous doves will be released into the sky, never to be seen again, to symbolize true love vanishing from our eyes forever! Yes, I’m being dramatic, but what in the world is happening in this year of twenty twenty-two? Because Jason Momoa announced that he and Lisa Bonet are ending their marriage and going their separate ways.
WOMP-WOMP! Actually, wait, this is about eternally weird techno/space duo 33-year-old Grimes and 50-year-old Elon Musk–BEEP-BOOP! The couple who have been together for over three years and share a one-year-old son, Zeitgeist Millionaire Thirteen, have sort of broken up. According to Page Six, Elon said the two are “semi-separated.” Well, I guess I can start “semi-listening” to Grimes’ music again. And just like that, everyone’s throwing eyes at that Reddit post some think came from Grimes.
Throw on your velvet choker with a cameo pendant from Charlotte Russe, spritz on some Gap Grass, slip into some knock-off Steve Madden platform wedges from the swap meet, and throw up a peace sign whenever you go because it’s the 90s again now that Matthew Perry is in the “news” so much. Matthew, of course, is getting attention for that Friends reunion. Matthew’s name came up again when the director of the reunion, Ben Winston, slapped down tricks for saying that Matthew didn’t look well and was slurring during the reunion. (It’s been reported that Matthew had emergency dental surgery the morning of the reunion taping and let everyone know he’s sober.) I don’t know how people noticed Matthew slurring because I was too busy shaking my head at myself for choosing to watch a Friends reunion that had zero appearances by Morgan Fairchild, Aisha Tyler, and Lauren Tom, but yet had Justin Bieber in it.
And now, 51-year-old Matthew Perry is in the news again and this time it’s because he and his 29-year-old fiancée, Molly Hurwitz, are over. They got engaged during the pandemic, so this could’ve been a “we’re bored of making sourdough all day every day so let’s do something different and get engaged” situation and now they’ve decided they made a mistake. Tale as old as COVID.