Liam Hemsworth Already Has A New Piece

September 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

One second before Miley Cyrus let it be known that she’s having her engagement ring turned into a sphincter ring, pictures came out of her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth hanging out with some piece at a club in Las Vegas over the weekend. That piece is Mexican actress and singer Eiza González who barely moved to Los Angeles two weeks ago and is already humping her way up the fame ladder. On a different note, if you always have corn dogs on the brain like me, then I’m sorry to tell you Eiza’s not eating an overcooked corn dog covered with chili powder. I really thought she was. My obsession with wieners of all kinds has me seeing shit.

Today, E! News has an EXCLUSIVO picture of Liam sucking on Eiza’s face outside of her apartment building in Beverly Hills yesterday. Liam stopped by her place, gave her some luggage and then they touched mouths. Liam left 5 minutes later. E!’s source says that Eiza broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years and moved from Mexico City to L.A. to try to get into American movies. Eiza and Liam barely met over the weekend.

Liam is probably just whoring around and trying to get the Cyrus off of his body by rubbing against every ho he comes across, but if he does end up dating this Eiza trick for a while, she’s an upgrade for 2 reasons:

1. As far as I know, Eiza doesn’t have a creepy dad who will ask Liam if he can sniff his lips every time she kisses him. And she doesn’t have a little sister who will ask Liam to throw Monopoly money at her as she performs her pole routine for him in the rec room.

2. Eiza’s been in novelas and that means when Liam gets into fights with her ass, she’ll scream LARRRRRRGATE at him like no other. Women in novelas know how to tell a bitch to get out of their faces. Case in point: The Largate Queen Soraya Montenegro:

And I’m happy that January Jones didn’t get with Liam full-time, because her work there is done and she has other homes to wreck now.

Pics: Splash

Tags: Liam Hemsworth, Well Well Well

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