Offset recently survived a potential divorce from his wife, Cardi B, and so he’s ready to show he’s still that man she fell in love with and is addicted to fucking. So when Snoop Dogg decided to shit on Cardi’s song WAP for being inappropriate or whatever, Offset leapt up in the name of his wife! But you know what he won’t defend? Medical expertise. Offset also said that he will not be on the coronavirus vaccination list due to skepticism and internet rumors.
When you’re someone as iconic and influential as Oprah Winfrey you almost become viewed as somewhat untouchable. That is unless your name is Gravity, because that bitch has no favorites. And recently, Gravity got together with her old pal Irony and they came together to wish Oprah nothing but embarrassment while she was doing a demonstration on figurative Balance during her wellness tour. Now people can’t stop laughing, and the leader of the pack on that front is none other than OG Chief of the Reefer and recent Gayle King-dragger Snoop Dogg.
When Gayle King interviewed Lisa Leslie about the death of her friend Kobe Bryant, Gayle brought up the rape accusations against him. Some didn’t like that, including Snoop Dogg who went off on Gayle King and also proved he needs to switch weed strains when he called for the freedom of convicted rapist Bill Cosby. Snoop later apologized for going off on Gayle, but that didn’t stop Jada Pinkett Smith from bringing it up on Red Table Talk.
Vulture says there’s a new music festival on the horizon and it’s a hip-hop and R&B festival and it might be a dud. The full line-up of the Lovers & Friends music festival was announced, and some performers have confirmed that they’re performing, while others are wondering why the fuck everyone keeps asking them about it. But fear not! Snoop Dogg is here to tell you it’s legit! So don’t worry! It’s not like Fyre Festival had any big names supporting it, right?
Snoop Dogg has issued an apology to Gayle King on Instagram for calling her a “funky dog-head bitch” (Siba would like A WORD) and possibly threatening her (depending on who you ask) in the wake of CBS airing a clip of the interview Gayle did with Lisa Leslie, a WNBA star and close friend of the recently deceased Kobe Bryant. Snoop’s initial tirade was directed at both Gayle and her BFF Oprah Winfrey (and concluded with the statement “Free Bill Cosby” which was applauded by Bill Cosby himself on Twitter from prison). That caused Oprah to take precious time away from promoting her controversial book club selection to defend Gayle on Today and let us know that Gayle had been receiving death threats over the matter. Happy Black History Month! (yes, it’s still only February)
If there’s anything I know about Snoop Dogg, it’s that the man loves weed. At this point, I would not be surprised if his blood type is THC+, while his blood pressure registers at 420. But Snoop is also a very busy dogg, which means he doesn’t have time to stop what he’s doing (like getting high) to prepare his weed. So Snoop pays someone to do his blunt-rolling for him, so he can focus on more pressing matters (like thinking about getting high).