Recently, Heidi Klum filed some legal documents in the hopes a court would help her bring her kids over to Germany for work. Ex-husband Seal was apparently afraid Heidi was trying to make off with their four children–Leni, Henry, Johan, and Lou–and was apprehensive about letting them fly to another county for months in the fall. He accused her of sneakily trying to relocate the kids with her new husband, Tom Kaulitz. Well, they must have kissed (From A Rose) and made up because People says their fight has come to an end. A new custody agreement has been signed and Heidi and the kids are going to Germany. So the kids are in for a fun fall full of bratwurst and sauerkraut. But I have a real question: What’s Tim Gunn going to do while she’s gone? Who gets custody of him?
Aside from being a model and TV talent show host, Heidi Klum is known for her legendary annual Halloween parties and costumes. If you ask her ex-husband Seal, he might suggest that she’s already in costume, and that she’s decided to dress up as a gender-reversed version of the husband from Not Without My Daughter. Heidi has recently filed legal documents asking permission to bring her four children Leni, 16, Henry, 14, Johan, 13, and Lou, 10, to Germany while she films Germany’s Next Top Model. Seal fought back, alleging that he doesn’t want his kids to travel to Germany, because he believes Heidi plans to keep them in Germany forever.
Heidi Klum Has Filed Legal Documents Against Seal, Claiming That He Won’t Let Her Take Their Kids To Germany
Heidi Klum and Seal were married for seven years before calling it quits in 2012, and it was alleged that he couldn’t handle being married to a woman who’s richer and more successful than him. They share four children: Leni, 16, Henry, 14, Johan, 13, and Lou, 10. It seemed like things were okay between Heidi, who is now married to Tom Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel, and Seal… until now. Heidi is the host of Germany’s Next Top Model and so she must go to Germany to do the show and she wants to take their children, but Seal won’t allow it. So Heidi has filed a request for an emergency hearing to get the court to help her out, and her kids are apparently on her side. I guess the idea of spending Halloween away from their mother is too much!
A few days after Oprah gave a girl power-themed acceptance speech at the Golden Globes, Seal dragged her on Instagram by heavily implied that she knew about Harvey Weinstein’s alleged sexual assault for decades. Well, guess who’s the one being investigated for alleged sexual assault now? TMZ says that Seal is currently the subject of a sexual battery investigation.
While Oprah’s speech at Sunday night’s Golden Globes left everyone wondering if the White House was going to have to build an addition so Stedman Graham can take the East Wing and Gayle King can get one, too, not everyone is as O-matized by the talk show host. Seal came for Mama O on Instagram, and it ain’t pretty. Seal, you in danger, girl. Continue reading
Holiday Programming Note & Open Post: Hosted By David Bowie Grooving Along To George Michael Singing Queen
In case you couldn’t tell from everyone adult wrapping themselves while waiting for 2016 to finally end, it’s the final days of the year. So because it’s that time period between Christmas and New Year’s when many people get drunk at noon while watching the Snapped marathon on Oxygen, we’re going into holiday mode at Dlisted. I’ve gone on vacation with my family, which is sort of like hanging out with them at home. But instead of fighting in my mom’s living room, we fight at a restaurant and make all the other tourists uncomfortable. ‘Tis the season to make strangers nervously push their rice around while trying to drown out the sound of you and your sister fighting about Westworld theories.
Things will be a little lighter around here this week, but our resident guest providers of foolery, Ben and Krista, are coming in to help Allison and me out. They’ll be posting all this week and J. Harvey will cover Saturday. Everything will be back to normal on January 3rd. Although is it ever normal around here?
Yesterday, when I posted the soul-hurting news about George Michael’s death, I posted his performance of Somebody To Love at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert. So I leave you with this video from 1992 of George Michael singing the fuck out of Somebody To Love in rehearsal as David Bowie and Seal dance along. (Or as Sarah Michelle Gellar sees it, Boy George rehearsing as David Byrne and Terence Trent D’Arby dance along.)
“So about you trying to show me up at my own damn tribute concert….” is probably the first thing that Freddie Mercury said to George Michael in heaven.