Heidi Klum Got Ready For Halloween In Front Of A Live Audience In New York
There are some established, mandatory expectations when it comes to Halloween. Kids get candy. THOTs will turn anything into a slutty costume. And Heidi Klum will go so hard, you’ll forget she has any other job than Professional Halloween Person. This year, it took Heidi more than 10 hours to get ready, and she shared the whole process with a live audience in New York City.
Heidi’s 20th annual Heidi Halloween costume party was held last night in NYC, and we’ve already seen the lengths Heidi goes to win Halloween. In the past few years, she’s been an elderly version of herself, a huge insect, a hyper-realistic Jessica Rabbit, a team of Heidi clones, Michael Jackson’s Thriller werewolf, and last year, she and her now-husband Tom Kaulitz went as come-to-life versions of Shrek and Fiona.
Sometimes Heidi goes funny, sometimes she goes scary. Last night, Heidi went as TERRIFYING. Heidi began teasing her Halloween costume on October 30th on Instagram, but it wasn’t clear what she was planning. Then on October 31st, she revealed that she would be getting ready in public in the front window of an Amazon Prime bookstore on W 34th Street, all day long. Thankfully for those who couldn’t get down to gawk in person, she posted dozens of pictures and videos to her Instagram account.
Heidi was covered in smooth rubber artificial skin from her head to her toes, with little bits of mechanical bolts and tubes applied here and there. It’s like if Bodies: The Exhibition was curated by H. R. Giger.
People magazine says that Heidi estimated that it would take her 10 hours to get into costume. She first tweeted her arrival at the store a little after 10am. More than twelve hours later, she was still there. Twelve-plus hours?! I would have left the second my ass muscles fell asleep at the 4 hour mark, even if I was only halfway done. Just give me a cheap Dracula cape to cover the rest, and I’m out. Let us never question Heidi’s commitment to Halloween.
Still here 😳#heidiklumhalloween2019 #heidiklumhalloween pic.twitter.com/s5m6Rh4rgH
— Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) November 1, 2019
After half a moon’s orbit around the Earth, Heidi came out as a sexy human-eating skinned alien, while Tom went as the poor astronaut she attacked.
Heidi Klum is famous for her outrageous Halloween costumes, and this year was no different. Klum came dressed as a gory alien monster. Husband, Tom Kaulitz, completed the look by dressing as a bloodied astronaut pic.twitter.com/36epqSBmuA
— Reuters (@Reuters) November 1, 2019
The final result is a creature unique to Heidi’s brain, but I think I can see some of her influences. Those saggy bloated titties and ass look like the undead bathtub woman from The Shining. But the overall look is also Buffalo Bill cyborg. All that’s missing is a Go-Go My Walking Pup, and I can practically hear Heidi say the words: “It puts the WD-40 on its hinges, or else it gets the wire strippers again.”
Pic: Instagram