Heidi Klum’s Legendary Halloween Party Is Cancelled This Year
They say it’s not quite Halloween until Heidi Klum sends every latex factory and silicone manufacturer in North America into overdrive by purchasing every last molecule of moldable rubber product for what will end up being a full-blown spectacle of a costume. But thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic, the spookiest treat you tricks can look forward to is the promise that there will be no “Monster Mash” karaoke singalong during your at-home Zoom party. Halloween isn’t really happening this year, but especially not for the Queen of Halloween.
Heidi does Halloween up big. In past years, she’s spent hours and hours in a makeup chair to become a huge bug, Jessica Rabbit, herself, the werewolf from Thriller, Fiona from Shrek, and a horrifying slutty android, as seen above. And it’s all for a reason. Every year she throws a huge, star-filled party in New York City. But what’s the point of holding your bladder for six hours and risking a sweat rash in all your crevices if less than 10 people will see it? Exactly, it’s not worth the chafing. A source tells Us Weekly that Heidi’s cancelled her party because there’s too much happening right now.
“Heidi isn’t doing her Halloween party this year due to everything going on [in the world],” a source exclusively tells Us Weekly.
As you may recall, Heidi was allegedly very concerned about the COVID-19 pandemic, and had been petitioning to take her kids to Germany this month while she films Germany’s Next Top Model. Her ex-husband Seal was trying to fight it, believing that Heidi was trying to take her kids to Germany forever. They eventually reached an agreement, and Heidi was granted permission to take the kids. So Heidi is spending Halloween in Germany, which means celebrities will have to handle Halloween on their own. But how does Heidi feel about cancelling Halloween? She hasn’t said. But Us Weekly’s source made sure to point out that she’s having a great time in quarantine with her husband of a little over a year, Tom Kaulitz.
“Heidi and Tom are super happy and in love, and the quarantine has made them even closer,” the source reveals. “They’re enjoying married life and are a perfect match.”
I understand why Heidi wouldn’t want to have a Halloween party during a pandemic. It’s not a whole lot of fun when everyone else’s costumes range from Sexy Mask-Wearing Cat to Sexy Mask-Wearing Mr. Rogers. And also because, you know, we’re in a pandemic and big parties are extremely tacky right now. But it is too bad, because you know Heidi would have really brought it this year. She could have shown up in a nine-foot-tall custom made plastic bottle with her face done up in prosthetics to look like a hand pump, with gallons of clear gel spilling out of her mouth. If anyone could do a humanoid bottle of Purell, it’s Heidi.
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