Category: Injury
The Man Who Threw His Phone At Bebe Rexha’s Face Says He Thought It Would Be “Funny”
On Sunday night, Bebe Rexha was performing a sold-out concert in New York when a “fan” chucked his phone at her face. Poor Bebe collapsed, and crew members rushed onstage to escort her to safety. The 33-year-old singer needed three stitches to close the wound above her eye. Yesterday, she posted a selfie of her injury, with the caption, “Im good”. The (alleged) assailant has been identified as 27-year-old Nicholas Malvagna from New Jersey. According to Rolling Stone (via Uproxx), he told police that he purposely threw his phone cuz “he thought it would be funny.” Continue reading
Lea Michele Had To Temporarily Pull Out Of “Funny Girl” Due To A Back Injury
I don’t know who is cursing whom at this stage but something funny is going on on the Funny Girl set. The messy production went through hell this year when Beanie Feldstein had a will they-won’t they relationship with the famous play. She finally decided to quit the bitch and give the role to the greatest STAH that’s ever graced the Broadway stage: Lea Michele. Lea took over and immediately turned the ship around, making it a box office smash and getting great reviews. NOTHING will stop her quest from being known as THE one and only Fanny Brice (sorry, Barbra!). Unless it’s a back injury.
Simon Cowell Broke His Arm In Another Electric Bike Accident
Ruh-roh! Simon Cowell has injured himself falling off an electric bike. Nope, you aren’t experiencing a blip in the Matrix. This exact thing happened back in August 2020. Simon broke his back in an e-bike accident, had to get emergency spinal surgery, and was bedridden for months. Luckily, this new injury sounds a lot less serious; the 62-year-old walked away with a mere broken arm. When reached for comment, the electric bike said, “Yeah, I thought I’d let him off easy. But next time, I’m takin’ his eyes.”
Kate Beckinsale Ended Up In The Hospital After She Injured Herself While Trying To Put On Leggings
Last month Kate Beckinsale was rushed to the ER after fucking up her back in a Las Vegas hotel room. 48-year-old Kate had been in town for about a week shooting the movie Prisoner’s Daughter. Kate has since healed, and last night she went on The Late Late Show With James Corden to explain what happened. Kate reveals that she injured herself while putting on leggings and that the pain was worse than childbirth. Whoa, so random! My money was on trying to lick her crotch like a pussy.
Halle Berry Broke Two Ribs While Filming Her Directorial Debut And Never Pressed Pause On Production
Halle Berry stars in and makes her directorial debut on the Netflix MMA fighter movie, Bruised, which comes out on November 24. Halle promoted the movie in a cover story for Entertainment Weekly, and what was also bruised was her body, because on the first day of shooting she broke her ribs. And then she rubbed some dirt in it and got back on the field–and Halle finished the movie.
Rose McGowan Broke Her Arm Reading The Election Results
Rose McGowan broke her arm while reading election results in Mexico. Relatable. I broke my brain/mind/sanity continuously clicking the refresh button on the CNN site. Because Biden Nears 270, Biden Nears 270, Biden Nears 270, Biden Nears– AUGH! My apologies, had a little lapse there. But back to the story! Rose says she was focused on her phone while walking down the stairs, and took a scary tumble. Or that’s what her nemesis Alyssa Milano told her to say after crossing the border to shove Rose down the stairs telenovela-style.