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Adam Levine Is Sorry For Acting Like A Dick After Giving A Shitty Performance In Chile
To answer your question: No, he didn’t apologize for that douche rooster haircut too.
Maroon 5 performed at the Viña del Mar festival in Chile last Thursday, and it was more of a shit show than usual. Adam called it one of the worst performances he’s ever done while doing some damage control with an apology.
Open Post: Hosted By Dunkin’s Bag Of Bacon
Dunkin’ (previously known as Dunkin’ Donuts, in case you didn’t get the memo) has decided to help out those people who buy one of their breakfast sandwiches, only to pull the bacon out before throwing the rest in the trash, and then realizing they threw delicious carbs in the trash and fishing out the bread. They’re selling just bags of bacon now. And they also replaced “time to make the donuts” with “time to pull a grift” because they’re passing off 4 slices of bacon as 8.
Britney Spears Let Us Hear The Breaking Of Her Foot
The other day, 38-year-old Britney Spears’ workout partner/boyfriend, 26-year old Sam Asghari, posted a video on his Instagram of Starbucks’ number one customer in the hospital with a freshly scribbled-on cast on her foot. At the time, Sam let us know that Brit Brit broke her metatarsal bone and was laid up. And now Britney herself has shared video of the moment she busted her bone, and no, we don’t see Daddy Spears throwing marbles under her feet Showgirls-style to keep her from going back to court to fight her conservatorship.
Pete Davidson Threw Some Ariana Grande Digs Into His Netflix Comedy Special
In between wanting to have a baby with his mom and wanting to leave Saturday Night Live because of being made fun of too much on a show that makes fun of everyone, 26-year-old Pete Davidson is still pretty bitter about Ariana Grande and feels like sharing with us how much of that bitterness is still eating away at him, like Ariana’s saliva enzymes ate away at that donut she molested with her tongue.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Son Called Her A Feminist For Selling Sex Toys On Goop
Remember being young and highly embarrassed and ashamed about everything your parents did, such as just showing their face in public near your presence? Or saying something so cringeworthy that you wanted to consciously uncouple from them and never talk to them again? Well, not all kids feel that way about their parents, and while Gwyneth Paltrow’s 15-year-old daughter Apple Martin side-eyes her a lot like normal teenagers do, Gwyneth bragged that her 13-year-old son Moses Martin doesn’t feel that way about her. To him, she’s not like a regular mom, she’s a feminist mom.
Brody Jenner And Kaitlynn Carter Might Be Back Together
While Miley Cyrus is too busy crawling on Cody Simpson for a million selfies to frolic around with Kaitlynn Carter anymore, and Brody Jenner’s pure love with Josie Canseco came to an end over her being too young, Brody and Kaitlynn decided to rejoin forces since the Captain & Tennille weren’t lying when they said that love will keep us together. And by “love,” I mean attention. Since The Hills: New Beginnings is currently on hiatus and Lauren Conrad is too famous to make an appearance on the show, Brody really doesn’t want you to forget he exists, nor does Kaitlynn.