Category: Drake
Kid Cudi Calls Kanye West A “Dinosaur” After Getting Cut From “Donda 2” For Being Friends With Pete Davidson
It looks like Kanye West’s marketing angle for his next album Donda 2 is to get attention by acting like a 2-year-old brat throwing a tantrum and screaming at everyone over his favorite rattle going missing (only to find out later that he’s been holding his favorite rattle in his hand the whole time). Because fresh off from starting a one-sided fight with Billie Eilish over for something she didn’t do, Kanye has now made an enemy out of his friend and collaborator (correction: EX friend and EX collaborator) Kid Cudi and all because Cudi is friends with “you know who.” At this point, “you know who” could be anyone since Kanye is burning bridges left and right, but he’s talking about his estranged wife Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend Pete Davidson. And Cudi slapped back, calling Kanye a “dinosaur.” And because of that, I’m sure Barney is going to file a defamation lawsuit against Kid Cudi for that hurtful comparison.
Kanye West And Julia Fox Make Out In Paris And It Is Revealed That Julia Used To Date Drake
Julia Fox and Kanye West continue to delight and amaze audiences with their artistic interpretation of what “true love” means. In order to further convince everyone of their everlasting commitment that is extremely real and authentic, Jimye (I meant to use Julia’s new portmanteau but messed up typing it. I’m not changing it because who cares?) got into some classy PDA in Paris. Fun fact: the saying “every kiss begins with K” is short for “every kiss begins with Kanye sticking his tongue down another person’s mouth and having it publicly documented!”
There’s A Rumor That Drake Puts Hot Sauce In His Used Condoms To Prevent Women From Stealing His Sperm
There’s a rumor that an Instagram “model” is planning to sue Drake after he put hot sauce in his condom and it burned her vagina. Dear god! She has every right to sue! Sticking a hot chili dick inside somebody’s hoo-ha without their consent is– wait. WAIT. Apparently, Drake put the hot sauce in the condom after he came. Then he threw it out. The only reason the hot sauce found its way into the model’s cooch is because she fished the condom out of the trash and put the opening end into her vag, probably in an attempt to get pregnant with Drake’s baby. Ahhh, a wannabe sperm-stealer! OK, sweetie, maybe you don’t actually have a case… Continue reading
Leonardo DiCaprio And Lukas Haas Were Also Partying On A Yacht In St. Barts Over New Year’s
There must have been some kind of climate summit going on in the Caribbean over the holidays because Lauren Sanchez wasn’t the only person to counterbalance her St. Barts yacht excursion over New Year’s by posting about a pet environmental cause on Instagram immediately after. Page Six reports that eco/panty-warrior Captain Leonardo DiCaprio and his First Mate Lukas Haas, known affectionately within the Pussy Posse as “little buddy,” also spent New Year’s Eve partying on and in the waters surrounding St. Barts with Lauren, Jeff Bezos, and a plethora of other folks who must have had a lot of PTO on the books to spare. Thanks to these brave men and women who have devoted their lives to saving our precious environment, we now know that 26,000 rainforest and Eucalyptus trees have been planted onsite at Mongo Valley Wildlife Sanctuary in Australia and that Leo likes to nibble the celery in his poolside Bloody Mary like an adorable little koala bear!
Kanye West Asks Kim Kardashian To Come Back To Him, As His Publicist Is Accused Of Pressuring A Georgia Election Official
Drake and Kanye West‘s “feud” is over and they celebrated with a concert at the Los Angeles Coliseum. But don’t worry, this isn’t some bullshit promotional thing where these two self-obsessed rich men poked at each other publicly just to get some album sales, ticket sales, and merch sales. Perish the thought! This was a benefit concert, which means that someone benefited. Their bank accounts Larry Hoover. But the thing is, while the show was meant to bring attention to freeing Larry, they didn’t really talk about him very much at all. But you know what did happen? Kanye is still desperate to have Kim Kardashian take him back, so he took a moment at the show to tell her once again. That smokescreen is getting headlines today, and what do you know? This morning there’s also a story from Reuters about how failed presidential candidate Kanye’s publicist pressured a Georgia election official to lie about voter fraud.
Drake Withdraws His 2022 Grammy Nominations
Two weeks ago, the nominations for the 2022 Grammy Awards were announced, and I’m sure it was thrilling for all those involved. I’m assuming, since I’ve never been in such a position. But one time I did read enough books to qualify for a Book It! prize at Pizza Hut, so I believe I understand the level of excitement at play here. But as we’ve come to learn, not everyone was happy to see their name recognized by the Recording Academy last month. Like Drake, who for some mysterious reason has decided to withdraw his name from 2022 Grammy Awards consideration.