Victoria Beckham Swears That She’s Never Had A Nose Job
It’s simply not true that everybody in The Business has had work done. The film, television, and music industries are chock-full of natural beauties of every shape and size. Including noses! Yet, somehow, “people have said” that pop-star come fashion mogul Victoria Beckham has had a nose job. But unlike Victoria’s perfectly shaped, petite, little button nose, those people have made a BIG HONKING MISTAKE. According to Entertainment Tonight, Victoria set the record straight (if not her nose because it doesn’t need it, it’s perfect just as God made it, thank you very much) whilst shilling products from her Victoria Beckham Beauty line of makeup in a video aptly titled Beauty Grifting Secrets (if you make a typo and it stays). Sorry, haters, but Posh’s schnoz is made from 100% certifiable, hypoallergenic, vegan, gluten-free, soy-free human flesh and cartilage with just a whiff, if you will, of VBB Bronzing Brick ($58 wherever noses are sold).
Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Might Be A Thing Now
Pete Davidson’s desirability is a polarizing topic. Half of the population wonders how a gangly always-hoodied dude-bro with many admitted demons nabs so many beautiful famous women; and the other half wants to climb that lean, damaged, weed-smelling human caution sign like a tree and find out if he’s really packing nine inches or ten. But while we all fight amongst ourselves, Pete might’ve worked his magic again; because there are rumors that he and Emily Ratajkowski were recently spotted holding hands on a date.
Heather And Terry Dubrow Of “Real Housewives Of Orange County” Were Papped Snuggling Up After She Shot Down Rumors Of His Cheating
You may not be familiar with Heather “Fancy Pants” Dubrow (because she’s so dry-toast that she really only shows up here on the day she was born), but she’s known for being a bougie buzzkill on The Real Housewives of Orange County. Heather spends most of her time on the show lecturing the other women on their behavior and gasconading about her wealth. She and her plastic surgeon husband, Dr. Terry Dubrow, live in a 22,000-square-foot mansion with a “champagne button” in the massive master closet, which she’s shown off several times on the show. One thing in the Dubrow closet that Heather probably didn’t want seeing the light of day was rumors of Terry passing his peen to someone who wasn’t Heather. But after a Bravo fan account posted that Heather stopped filming the show due to Terry’s infidelity, she responded in the comment section that none of it was true. And to further drive the point home, she and Terry made sure to get papped canoodling at Disneyland a few days later.
Fans Of Taylor Swift Are Convinced That The NFL Hinted That She’s The Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show Performer, But A Source Said It’s Not True
Taylor Swift operates as an enigma wrapped in a red scarf and metaphors, so it’s no surprise that her fans, the Swifties, took something seemingly meaningless and thought it would give them one more opportunity to bask in the strawberry-scented fumes of her environmentally catastrophic private jet. This time, TMZ said that the NFL provided Swifties with speculation fuel because they released a press release at midnight announcing that their new Super Bowl sponsor is Apple Music. As we know, Taylor is releasing an album on October 21 (which is also enemy Kim Kardashian’s birthday, oooooh, burn!) called Midnights and has released new music at midnight in the past, so since she’s claimed ownership of 12 a.m., the fans were convinced that the NFL’s choice must hold some type of Swiftnificance in the way of the Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show. But, now sources are also claiming that she will NOT be performing.
Olivia Wilde Insists That Harry Styles Didn’t Spit On Chris Pine At The Venice Film Festival Screening Of “Don’t Worry Darling”
During her most recent stop on the Don’t Worry Darling “It’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine” tour, director, Olivia Wilde, appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and talked about most of the on-set and press stop drama that’s pretty much consumed all conversation (except that of DWD’s cinematographer) about the film. One of the more intriguing events that she decided to address was if actors Harry Styles and Chris Pine were spatting resulting in Harry spitting on Chris’ lap while taking his seat at the Venice Film Festival. According to Olivia, despite it looking like it in the video, “Spit-Gate” is an untrue figment of the internet’s imagination.
Sylvester Stallone’s Rep Responds To Rumors That His Marriage Is On The Rocks (UPDATE)
UPDATE: Well, it looks like Sly and Jennifer did head to Splitsville after all. TMZ says she filed for divorce after 25 years of marriage and has accused him of trying to hide marital assets.
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California water violator Sylvester Stallone has been married to third wife Jennifer Flavin since 1997. They have three daughters: Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet. 25 years of marriage in Hollywood is basically the real world equivalent of a Mormon “celestial marriage” (aka forever), but, this week, some speculated that the couple’s relationship was deader than Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. The Daily Mail reported that 76-year-old Sly got his giant bicep tattoo of Jennifer’s face covered up with an image of his old bull mastiff Butkus (who also appeared as Rocky’s dog in the first two films). There’s also the fact that 54-year-old Jennifer wasn’t following her husband on Instagram anymore, and she posted a pic with her three daughters with the caption, “Nothing else matters. The 4 of us forever.” Even though all signs point to Splitsville, Sly’s rep told the Daily Mail that, actually, this is all just one giant misunderstanding. Much like the time we thought Sly was into QAnon.